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Cookies are Declaring War.

Dear Citizens of "3DS Pedia",
As The God of all Cookies. Some issues have arisen which cannot be overseen. The Cookies population is drastically decreasing because of you GUYS. This is why I have decided that I will put my foot down and declare War with Pedia Citizens. You guys will not be safe whatsoever. The Cookies want their REVENGE
The following tactics will be used against Pedia:

Cookie Soldiers: There soldiers are rubber cookies patrolling the streets looking for people who oppose the Cookie laws
Cookie Nuclear Bomb: There bombs will cover many towns in dough and will harden so the people in those towns cannot escape and die
Cookie Morpher: These soldiers will turn anyone in their paths into soggy cookies,leading to a slow death.

There are many more tactics going to be used which I will not disclose in public.The Cookies just want EQUALITY. This is all for my speech.Its up to you guys now. Which side are you gonna chose? :3
Author
Shadow of Spades
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Latest Comments

Time to eat :V
TonyVtoons is real Cookie God
More Cookies for Meep. <3 :3
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NONE SHALL SURVIVE THE WRATH OF WOOPER, NOT EVEN YOUR ARMY OF COOKIES!!!
Bring it, cookies god! Your tactic are useless against my endless vitality!
Lolwuuuuuut
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