Hello everyone! My name is Captain Falcon and I am here judging today's F-ZERO'S GOT TALENT!!!
Our first contestant is Falco. COME ON DOWN!!!
Hello, I am Falco Lombardi.
Hi Falco. What kind of performance will you be bringing us today?
I will be preforming some fancy footwork.
Woah, fancy footwork?! I would like to see how this looks. Now Falco...
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
Uhh, Captain Falcon?! Are you ok?!
...fried Falco? Sweeeet
...I regret nothing!