I'd love to have a cat or a dog. I don't. When other people boast about whatever pet they have ("My chicken in the backyard can do handsprings!") I tell them I have a Pikachu.
I get laughed at, but then I shut them up by telling them how good my Pikachu is. I tell them that my Pikachu...
... can track scents better than any dog:
... can and loves to read:
... is an avid gamer:
... is so rock and roll:
... is such a Godzilla that dragons flee him:
... and makes Spiderman look like a baby in comparison:
Yeah.
Now tell me, when I have such a great and cute and friendly Pikachu, why would I ever be jealous of other peoples' pets?
I get laughed at, but then I shut them up by telling them how good my Pikachu is. I tell them that my Pikachu...
... can track scents better than any dog:
... can and loves to read:
... is an avid gamer:
... is so rock and roll:
... is such a Godzilla that dragons flee him:
... and makes Spiderman look like a baby in comparison:
Yeah.
Now tell me, when I have such a great and cute and friendly Pikachu, why would I ever be jealous of other peoples' pets?
