"yeah im married... could you do that for me? really, i'd like that"
"who are you talking to?"
"jake, from state farm"
"jake, from state farm? 3 in the morning?"
"who is this?"
"its jake, from state farm"
"what are you wearing, jake from state farm?"
"uhh... khakis."
"she sounds hideous."
"well shes a guy so..."
