Hello there! This blog post is about why Captain Falcon hates old man. Hope you enjoy!
This face is old man: This face is Captain Falcon: and this face is him doing the Falcon Punch:
Once upon a time, Captain Falcon was racing in F-Zero, when suddenly, a team of old man stopped the Blue Falcon!!! :STOP THE CAR!!! : What is going on??? : We are so mad at you being 1st play every time, so we stopped your precious Blue Falcon and we are gonna destroy it,LOLOL! :STOP THE NONSENSE!!! : Too bad. Push!! So the old man pushed it into a pile of dynamite, and quickly lit all the dynamite and it went: KABOOM! : MY BLUE FALCON!! NOOOOO!!!! : HAHAHAHA! See you later,alligator! So they flew away on a plane. : Ill get them some day! 10 centuries later... : We're back for more destruction! LOLOL! : Not on my watch! Falcon... !!! : OWWW!!! Look's like the only way to solve it is WAR!!! : Ok then! This war will be called the Falconold War! It will start on June 12, 9091. Later in 9091, high tech weapons were made (rocket launchers, rocket launchers with infinite ammo which was VERY rare, etc) : The war will begin... NOW! And so the war began. Old man used their canes as a melee attack, while Captain Falcon's troops use rocket launchers with infinite ammo. It looked like Captain Falcon would win the war, but the old man had a secret plan, so a bomber appeared in the sky and dropped bombs all over Captain Falcons troops! : ARGGHHHH!!! : That showed you the power of the old man! : .....ARGHHH! FALCON... But before he could do one... he stopped! : DANG IT!!! I DON'T HAVE MUCH POWER LEFT!! : Old Man... PUNCH! : AHHHH!! So he was unconscious for 10 years, and a rescue helicopter rescued him. And he bought a new Blue Falcon and he hated old man forever. The End. Please give me a tip on what story I should do next. And thanks for reading! Hope you have a great day!