What newbies do when they sign up at the shoutbox

Here's what new members usually do when they first discover the shoutbox here:

• Ask for $35-$40 games or $50 eShop credit right away, because yeah we all have a code laying around, especially unused that we will want to give to a stranger
• Ask how to make posts or get Playcoins
• Curse and rage at @Alex
• Spam the emoticons

I thought this thread would be kinda funny to anyone who spends a lot of time at the shoutbox. Thanks for reading!