Fantasy Life Funniest/Most Awkward moment in Fantasy Life?

[Chickenfoot]

So... I killed a Bull and got "Extra Creamy Milk"....
I seriously almost cried from laughing at how.... awful that was XD
Please tell me what moment in game was the funniest or most awkward for you XD

 

[2205]

When I gave a bounty and the clerk was super impressed to give me back some animal droppings... I was quite confused because i never saw that item before?

 

[423]

I loved this moment...

DOUBLE EXCLAMATION POINTS !!

 

[2205]

Oh yes I remember that! I tried to screenshot it but failed

 

[BetterBushyBurmyBureau]

My funniest moment was when King Eric made it to the top of the mountain with the Napdragon nest and was like, "I proclaim this to be the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me! Laura, don't tell your mother." XD

 

[Nurylon]

"Wow! I can not believe a dragon would leave an item like this!"
...it left dragon scales.

The bounty clerks are dorks.

 

[DeathDragon]

I'm not far into the game but....

When the birds at Port Puerto say this...

'DOAN TUCH ME PLZ'
'EVRYBODY DANCE NAO'
'TAEK IT EAZY'

...Those involved in the localisation of FL are legends.

 

[Legendary Jam]

My friend and I were playing FL together and we decided to challenge the Trial of Time for the 10th time. So after we got through the tower, we heal up, buy supplies, and I decide to go ahead. I go up to the boss room and...... There was NOTHING in the room and I mean NOTHING besides myself. I almost died of laughter and he thought I was going insane until he saw that it was empty. It was HILARIOUS