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Breaking News: The Latest Nintendo Model!

Ok, so i have gotten recent news of what the next nintendo model is! An enhanced and enlarged version of the new 3ds xl: the moo 3snes excel! Omfg i laugh as i write here for real dude XD and guess what? Ive got good news for all of you: i know everything about everything on this new system! So you are in luck, my friemds! Kek ohh god man XD hmmm! So lets begin by identifying where each part of this systems title comes from! I know exactly how to break this down for you, so you are in luck! Now, lets get going here!

The first word in the system name: moo. This comes from the fact that when turned on, you can hear cow sounds coming from the speakers! Omg dude lmao XD this is too much man kek ^^

The second word in the system name: 3snes! This comes from the fact that the systems body is literally a triple super nintendo. Dude this be too funny i cant quit laughin irl man XD

Now for the third word in the system name: excel! This comes from the fact that this system is excellent..... at excelling! Kek man dude XD

So now i will summarize everything i just said here about the moo 3snes excel! It is very clear to me that this new system....is a percussion instrument! Oh yes, there is one small thing i forgot to mention here, and it is very crucial if you want this thing! The moo 3snes excel.....is also an electronic vampire! So, whatever you do.....you should never, ever take it outside! That is definitely important, if you want it to last, of course!

So thats it for today's breaking news story! The moo 3snes excel! Go to your local store and grab one! This is Kadaj Angel Fayce Bae, signing off! Good night, everyone! And enjoy your moo 3snes excel!

*just something i wanted to write for kicks here, since i literally couldnt stop laughing until i finished writing the fake news story kek XD nothing more, nothing less. Just a goof/joke.

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Fool me once, I'm mad.

Fool me twice, how could you.

Fool me three times, you're offically that guy. You know the one.

You walk into a bar and say "MY SUIT IS A GIORGIO ARMANI"

It's not. My dad knows him.

@+$! you.

I aiiiiiiiint having that.
Lol bro, you actually had me fooled for a minute, but this was hilarious! Nice work lol
Kadaj
Kadaj
Really? Wow. Just wow. ^^ but im glad it made you laugh, sweetie. Just a goof i came up with....even though idk how i did hehe. =)
I knew it was a joke but why would you do that?That would be awesome because we could play 3ds games and cheaper SNES games ;~;
Kadaj
Kadaj
Oh idk kek. Just wanted to make up something that would be a goof, thats all =)
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