Furno Roast

Furno Roast

First of all I need to start with, you look like a grapefruit. I get it, you like Naruto but that anime is for weebs you Tobi fanboy, also nobody cares about your pain. Well maybe kids in Africa care about it, because they could probably eat it. Did I mention you smell like a pinecone? No? Well you smell like one. Also go outside and get a life you failure of a son, no one likes MonHun and your best friend doesn't exist, no one loves you. Not even yourself. Please do us all a favour and get in the god damned casket after you get out of preschool for the 9th time. Don't even say anything about being a savage or your pain is far more savage than our's m93.
Author
Furno
Posted on
Rating
4.67 star(s) 9 ratings

Latest Comments

This is a terrible secondhand meme that I wouldn't give a starving child in a seventh-world country. 5/5.
Mug
Furno
Furno
That grapefruit Furno is a mug
Truest thing I read today
Furno
Furno
Furno is such a savage for roasting that grapefruit Furno
Pls dis doesnt offend, I have a reccomendation, stop looking at a mirror while you write blogs and this need way more.... CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Furno
Furno
This isn't about you or Carlos. This is about me, I probably should loom at a mirror while I roast myself so I can see how ugly I am.
Needs more spice.It's not burning.
Furno
Furno
This is only my first roast, I need to be more savage. Thank you for the advice.
Wat
Too bland. Needs salt.
Furno
Furno
You are right, I could have been so much more savave than I was. Thank you for the advice.
.....no comment
Lel
Furno
Furno
Kek
Back
Top