Google. The most widely used search engine in the world (except China). Let’s look up how many times Google been used by searching on Google. “Google now processes over 40,000 search queries every second on average (visualize them here), which translates to over 3.5 billion searches per day and 1.2 trillion searches per year worldwide.” Aha! Do you see that? Because I do! There’s a hidden meaning behind this answer. Time to simplify this! 4+0+0+0+0=4. 3+5=8. Get rid of the decimal in 1.2 trillion and you’re down to 12. Do you see it now? I know I do! All of these numbers are divisible by 4! 4 divided by 4 is 1. 8 divided by 4 is 2. 12 divided by 4 is 3. Now let’s ignore the 1. What rhymes with 2 and 3? Blue Tennessee. Water is blue. Let’s go back to two. 2 rhymes with blue. Put a 2 and a backwards 2 next to each other. It looks like fish.
swim in water. Tennessee was the 16th state to be admitted into the Union. 16. Let’s look at 3. Put a 3 and a backwards 3 together and you have the number 8.
16 divided by 8 is 2. I think I’m onto something here. Now let’s go back to the numbers we had. 3 and 2. 3 squared is 9. 9 take 2 is 7. Put a 7 and a backwards 7 together. You get a
has 6 letters in it and Google has 6 letters in it. Wait. Isn’t it a coincidence that the words
and Google both contain 6 letters? I thought so. So then what rhymes with Dorito? Incognito. Google Chrome has incognito mode. But what does Google Chrome having incognito mode have to do with Google being part of the Illuminaughty? Well, everything. It’s time to go incognito and see what secrets this ‘incognito’ mode holds. Oh, a message. Google Incognito message: “Pages you view in incognito tabs won’t stick around in your browser’s history, cookie store, or search history after you’ve closed all of your incognito tabs. Any files you download or bookmarks you create will be kept.
However, you aren’t invisible. Going incognito doesn’t hide your browsing from your employer, your internet service provider, or the websites you visit.“ I don’t see anything usef- Wait. Let’s go back to that part of the message. Google Incognito message: Pages you view in incognito tabs won’t stick around in your browser’s history, cookie store, or search history after you’ve closed all of your incognito tabs. Any files you download or bookmarks you create will be kept.
However, you aren’t invisible. Going incognito doesn’t hide your browsing from your employer, your internet service provider, or the websites you visit. I think I just figured it out. Your employer, your internet service provider, and the website you visit are all under control of the Illuminaughty! That means the Illuminaughty is always watching us! But perhaps this doesn’t even satisfy you. This can be even simpler than you think. Want to know how? The word Google has 1 l. There are 2 l’s in the word Illuminaughty. 1+2=3. There are 3 sides on the Illuminaughty.
Maybe even this doesn’t exceed your expectations at all. It can be even simpler than that. Let’s go back to the word Google. The word Google has one l in it. But what’s so special about this l you may ask? This particular letter just so happens to be green. The Illuminaughty is also green so…
However, you aren’t invisible. Going incognito doesn’t hide your browsing from your employer, your internet service provider, or the websites you visit.“ I don’t see anything usef- Wait. Let’s go back to that part of the message. Google Incognito message: Pages you view in incognito tabs won’t stick around in your browser’s history, cookie store, or search history after you’ve closed all of your incognito tabs. Any files you download or bookmarks you create will be kept.
However, you aren’t invisible. Going incognito doesn’t hide your browsing from your employer, your internet service provider, or the websites you visit. I think I just figured it out. Your employer, your internet service provider, and the website you visit are all under control of the Illuminaughty! That means the Illuminaughty is always watching us! But perhaps this doesn’t even satisfy you. This can be even simpler than you think. Want to know how? The word Google has 1 l. There are 2 l’s in the word Illuminaughty. 1+2=3. There are 3 sides on the Illuminaughty.
