How to be the most hated guy in the cinema room

I'm pretty sure that all of us go to cinema from time to time. Nothing better than a relaxed movie session with popcorns and friends... At least you thought that it was going to be a "relaxed" movie with popcorns and friends. There's always that one person that already guaranteed his place in Hell. The fun thing about those people is that there's a lot of ways to secure their places down there! Here goes a little list:

1. Check on Social Media in the middle of the movie: we all know that your Facebook will get completly lost if you dont post any crap for the 2 hours of the movie, that cops and meds will rush to your home because the only reason you stopped posting from 10 to 10 minutes is because you're dead but GODDAMIT AT LEAST PUT YOUR JACKET ABOVE THE PHONE LIKE A TENT SO WE DON'T GET SLAPPED WITH A LIGHTHOUSE WHILE WE'RE WATCHING THE MOVIE!!
2. "SLLLUUUUURRRRPPPPP": why do people insist on ruining the most epic part of the movie with the sound that says: "i finished my drink but i'll keep slurping the air and the ice inside of the cup because annoying the others is my reason of living"
3. "I already read the book": that one son of a goat in a group of friends that is so desperate for attention that uses his "supposed knowledge" of the book to completly ruin his friends and surrounding people's session: "in the book, she was already dead!", "in the book, they went left, not right!", "in the book..." JUST SHUT UP!
4. The late ones: why the hell do some people think that the world revolves around them and that will give them the complete right to arrive when they want so half of the row has to stand up just for them to pass?! And, between the walk, it's good courtesy to step in two or three guys just to reinforce their social position in the room.
5. "I need to go to the bathroom": the same as above but leaving in the middle of the movie to go to the bathroom which leads to more getting up, stepping and repeat the process in the way back, even tho they knew they were going to watch a movie that would take 1 hour until the break!
6. "I won't talk loudly so the whole room can hear me": my personal favourite kind of demon: there's always that one person that feels that his only purpose of living is to inform the others about the things that are happening in the movie THAT EVERYONE IS WATCHING! These people need to get an award for saving our the day! If it weren't for them, who would tell us what is happening in the movie we're watching?! Captian Obvious saves the day again!

These are the ones i presenciate the most. If i forgot any kind of people that should be in this list, tell me and i shall make a second list. If you're one of this people, congratz! You're hated by almost all humanity