Meet The Pedians Part 4
Marc
Special Trait: Marc can steal other people’s superpowers making him very adaptable but he is not a master at each others skill so he’ll need some practice.
D4rkDragon
Special Trait: Hacking and speaking to dragons is D4rkDragon’s specialty he uses for good but sometimes evil if he needs money from and ATM.
At Marc’s villa the alarm clock sounds.
Marc: Good morning. This clock was set for when I have to go to work but since it’s at holiday I don’t have to go to work. You all can sleep for as long as you want.
Artisan: Thanks but no thanks. I still have yet to beat Devil Survivor, among other games.
Marc: I remember when I first gave it to you. I think you earned it. That and they had a great deal. You’ll get your emblem in no time.
Artisan: Where’s Erixsan and DeathDragon? Aren’t they the main characters of this incident?
Marc: They only appear to the spiritually ready as they are entities from the spirit realm. They’ll show up near the end of the day.
Artisan: Now I think you are just making things up. How are they able to communicate with people on 3DS Pedia then?
Marc: They have their ways. My coding expertise is superior.
Artisan: That I can’t argue with.
The doorbell rings.
Artisan: I wonder who that could be.
Diinnnggg Doonnng Ding Dong Ding Dong
Marc: For the love of Pedia quit ringing that doorbell. It’s only 9:30 in the morning.
Marc opens the door. It’s D4rkDragon!
D4rkDragon: I’m very fond of door bell rings.
Marc: So is N. Come on in. We’re going to have pancakes and sausage for breakfast. Vii is cooking for us today.
D4rkDragon: I’m sorry I was late for the party. The airports were all cancelling flights. I got lucky today so it might be a god sign I was meant to be here today.
Artisan: You’re meant to be everywhere you are D4rkDragon. That’s how time works.
D4rkDragon: And you are?
Artisan: I’m Artisan. It’s a pleasure to meet you. Welcome to my form of heaven. We’ve been here for a while. That there is Trainer Red of course. There is N. There is DarkSpyro. You could get acquainted to them now but I think it’s best for them to get their sleep.
D4rkDragon: I have a present for you all. I was going to bring ATM cards but that would be impossible for me to get so instead I got you all $10 Nintendo eShop cards if you don’t mind. I got ten of them for good measure. I’ve been travelling.
Marc: You didn’t have to.
D4rkDragon: Actually I did. I found a way to hack ATMs from the internet and now I have enough money to last me until I die. Also my family is rich anyways.
Artisan: Just watch which ATMs you are going to. They might catch up on your trick and that could lead to a felony.
Marc cringes.
D4rkDragon: What?
Artisan: So you talk to dragons D4rkDragon?
D4rkDragon: What kind of a question is that? Of course I do.
Artisan: Good. The reason why I asked is we are in a predicament here. Judgement day is today. DeathDragon is the alleged ‘Bringer of Death’ who plans to destroy everyone so we need a negotiator as the hero or ‘Bringer of Life’ Erixsan cannot speak to dragons or at least I don’t think he can.
D4rkDragon: So it all comes down to this… It’s up to me. I’d ask you to pray for me but I’m not religious.
Artisan: You don’t have to be religious in order to have someone pray for you and so I will. Sometimes that’s all you need to win in case you’ve ever played Earthbound.
And so night struck that day and DeathDragon and Erixsan appeared like a thief in the night.
DeathDragon: My god Polaris gave me a task so I suggest I do it. Wrath is such a justified thing.
D4rkDragon then went outside to speak to him.
D4rkDragon: You don’t have to listen to Polaris.
DeathDragon: I don’t think you know how this hierarchy works. There’s Polaris, then there’s me, Erixan and everyone else. I don’t want to die so I choose to murder others. This is my chance.
D4rkDragon: Haven’t you ever considered saving everyone? How about the Gym Leaders like yourself?
DeathDragon: The Gym Leaders? From my perspective the Gym Leaders are evil.
D4rkDragon: But you’re a Gym L- You don’t have to be evil. You can work an honest life and do honest things. You can be like one of us.
DeathDragon: But that would mean I would have to transform into a human and it’s really all just a lot of work. I like things simple and simple means genocide.
D4rkDragon: Can you really just hear yourself right now? I mean I’m not honest either but that’s just what a person from an insane asylum would say. You need help.
DeathDragon: No you need help when I crush you! Stores up power to shoot lazers.
Erixsan finds the relics and takes them. He then beats DeathDragon with the shovel.
DeathDragon: What are you doing here Erixsan my rival?
Erixsan: I’m here to stop you from harming all life and doing something stupid. I’m here to help out the honest person and the forgotten man. The lost look up to us to seek help and to find sanctuary. We are here for them. Not us or Polaris.
DeathDragon: If only we were brothers then you would be on my side. Swipes the shovel away
Marc runs outside. He is then hit by DeathDragon’s claw. Marc gains DeathDragon’s powers but is possessed by DeathDragon for some reason.
DeathDragon: It looks like you’re now outnumbered.
Erixsan: I need backup. Pedians! Where are you!?!
DarkSpyro appears in a fighter jet with guns ablazing on DeathDragon.
DarkSpyro: The guns aren’t working but I have nothing else to use on him. I’m certainly not doing a kamikaze.
Mikaya: I’m out of range. Anything I will do won’t hurt him except lasers. Tries lasers and they don’t work!
Dilawer: All is well but ends bad.
DeathDragon: Hahaha you’re fate is inevitable. Marc. You have the honors. Take out Artisan first.
Marc: Yes master. I will reap these rewards for you.
Artisan: Marc! Don’t. You don’t want to do this! Stop. Wait I know… You don’t have the strength to care for anyone else you monster!
Marc is confused. It hurt itself in confusion. It snapped out of confusion.
Erixsan heals Marc’s lost health points.
Marc: Actually I do by sparing you. Thanks Erixsan!
Erixsan: Do me a favor and use DeathDragon’s powers against him, Marc. Thanks.
Marc: Yes I will if you cover me.
DeathDragon: Hey! No fair! I didn’t even get to hurt anyone.
Marc: Life isn’t fair and you did. You hurt me. Now I’ll hurt you back and you go back to Polaris.
Marc does a kamehameha that hits DeathDragon. DeathDragon’s feelings were hurt and he went back to the spirit realm.
Erixsan: Thank you for helping. I don’t know what I’d do without you. The world would be in worse shape if it weren’t for you guys helping me out.
Artisan: Not a problem. See you again on 3DS Pedia (editors note: it's now NintenPedia but what's the difference?).
Erixsan: Yeah. See you around Artisan. Goes back to the spirit realm
Artisan: Now what, Marc? Did we do everything we could do for today? Is that it?
Marc: Yes. I won’t need you guys for a while. You can go back to your normal life for now. When DeathDragon comes back to harm us we’ll be back with new relics and new members. See you Artisan, Vii, Trainer Red, N, Mikaya, Dilawer, DarkSpyro, D4rkDragon, Spinnerweb, and of course Rawrrie.
Artisan: But I have no money to get home. I spent it all hanging out with you guys.
D4rkDragon: I’ll give you some of mine. I have enough to last.
Artisan: No. That’s alright. It’s easier to be safe than sorry. I don’t want to be a burden and I don’t accept blank checks. Maybe some other time when I’m desperate but not now. I’d rather have a job and support myself honestly.
D4rkDragon: Suit yourself. I’m leaving with the rest of them.
Artisan: Hey Marc. when everyone leaves can I ask you a few things?
Marc: Anything.
Later, after almost everyone left the villa.
Marc: Yes. What is it Artisan?
Artisan: Can I stay with you? Until I get a job and find my own place to live?
Marc: You know what? You were faithful to me and the first member to be member of the week. You may stay since Dilawer left.
Artisan: I can’t thank you enough. Cries. I’m in tears of joy.
Marc: Woah woah woah. No need to get too emotional.
Artisan: Also do I have to apologize for insulting you again?
Marc: That wouldn’t be necessary.
Artisan: You know what? I think you’re more approachable than people say you are.
In Marc’s villa the idol stopped glowing. What does this mean? Is the world closer to its end? Will Polaris show up? Will DeathDragon appear in human form? So many questions. Such little writing. To be continued…
Lyrics to Artisan’s new hit credits song titled Come Again
When you think the world
Is gonna end
It will then come
Come back again
It’s a life cycle
We always have
It helps us out
Like a PokeNav
Then when villains appear they are free
Like me. Just like me
Then when heroes save the day they say
Okay. You’re okay
The sun will rise and then it will set soon
(Like the risin of the moon. Hear the calling of the loon)
Then the villains go away they say
I lost but that’s okay
Then when the heroes go away they say
I won but that’s okay.
When you think the world
Is gonna end
It will then come
Come back again
It’s a life cycle
That never stops
It helps us out
Now we’re on the top.
Marc
Special Trait: Marc can steal other people’s superpowers making him very adaptable but he is not a master at each others skill so he’ll need some practice.
D4rkDragon
Special Trait: Hacking and speaking to dragons is D4rkDragon’s specialty he uses for good but sometimes evil if he needs money from and ATM.
At Marc’s villa the alarm clock sounds.
Marc: Good morning. This clock was set for when I have to go to work but since it’s at holiday I don’t have to go to work. You all can sleep for as long as you want.
Artisan: Thanks but no thanks. I still have yet to beat Devil Survivor, among other games.
Marc: I remember when I first gave it to you. I think you earned it. That and they had a great deal. You’ll get your emblem in no time.
Artisan: Where’s Erixsan and DeathDragon? Aren’t they the main characters of this incident?
Marc: They only appear to the spiritually ready as they are entities from the spirit realm. They’ll show up near the end of the day.
Artisan: Now I think you are just making things up. How are they able to communicate with people on 3DS Pedia then?
Marc: They have their ways. My coding expertise is superior.
Artisan: That I can’t argue with.
The doorbell rings.
Artisan: I wonder who that could be.
Diinnnggg Doonnng Ding Dong Ding Dong
Marc: For the love of Pedia quit ringing that doorbell. It’s only 9:30 in the morning.
Marc opens the door. It’s D4rkDragon!
D4rkDragon: I’m very fond of door bell rings.
Marc: So is N. Come on in. We’re going to have pancakes and sausage for breakfast. Vii is cooking for us today.
D4rkDragon: I’m sorry I was late for the party. The airports were all cancelling flights. I got lucky today so it might be a god sign I was meant to be here today.
Artisan: You’re meant to be everywhere you are D4rkDragon. That’s how time works.
D4rkDragon: And you are?
Artisan: I’m Artisan. It’s a pleasure to meet you. Welcome to my form of heaven. We’ve been here for a while. That there is Trainer Red of course. There is N. There is DarkSpyro. You could get acquainted to them now but I think it’s best for them to get their sleep.
D4rkDragon: I have a present for you all. I was going to bring ATM cards but that would be impossible for me to get so instead I got you all $10 Nintendo eShop cards if you don’t mind. I got ten of them for good measure. I’ve been travelling.
Marc: You didn’t have to.
D4rkDragon: Actually I did. I found a way to hack ATMs from the internet and now I have enough money to last me until I die. Also my family is rich anyways.
Artisan: Just watch which ATMs you are going to. They might catch up on your trick and that could lead to a felony.
Marc cringes.
D4rkDragon: What?
Artisan: So you talk to dragons D4rkDragon?
D4rkDragon: What kind of a question is that? Of course I do.
Artisan: Good. The reason why I asked is we are in a predicament here. Judgement day is today. DeathDragon is the alleged ‘Bringer of Death’ who plans to destroy everyone so we need a negotiator as the hero or ‘Bringer of Life’ Erixsan cannot speak to dragons or at least I don’t think he can.
D4rkDragon: So it all comes down to this… It’s up to me. I’d ask you to pray for me but I’m not religious.
Artisan: You don’t have to be religious in order to have someone pray for you and so I will. Sometimes that’s all you need to win in case you’ve ever played Earthbound.
And so night struck that day and DeathDragon and Erixsan appeared like a thief in the night.
DeathDragon: My god Polaris gave me a task so I suggest I do it. Wrath is such a justified thing.
D4rkDragon then went outside to speak to him.
D4rkDragon: You don’t have to listen to Polaris.
DeathDragon: I don’t think you know how this hierarchy works. There’s Polaris, then there’s me, Erixan and everyone else. I don’t want to die so I choose to murder others. This is my chance.
D4rkDragon: Haven’t you ever considered saving everyone? How about the Gym Leaders like yourself?
DeathDragon: The Gym Leaders? From my perspective the Gym Leaders are evil.
D4rkDragon: But you’re a Gym L- You don’t have to be evil. You can work an honest life and do honest things. You can be like one of us.
DeathDragon: But that would mean I would have to transform into a human and it’s really all just a lot of work. I like things simple and simple means genocide.
D4rkDragon: Can you really just hear yourself right now? I mean I’m not honest either but that’s just what a person from an insane asylum would say. You need help.
DeathDragon: No you need help when I crush you! Stores up power to shoot lazers.
Erixsan finds the relics and takes them. He then beats DeathDragon with the shovel.
DeathDragon: What are you doing here Erixsan my rival?
Erixsan: I’m here to stop you from harming all life and doing something stupid. I’m here to help out the honest person and the forgotten man. The lost look up to us to seek help and to find sanctuary. We are here for them. Not us or Polaris.
DeathDragon: If only we were brothers then you would be on my side. Swipes the shovel away
Marc runs outside. He is then hit by DeathDragon’s claw. Marc gains DeathDragon’s powers but is possessed by DeathDragon for some reason.
DeathDragon: It looks like you’re now outnumbered.
Erixsan: I need backup. Pedians! Where are you!?!
DarkSpyro appears in a fighter jet with guns ablazing on DeathDragon.
DarkSpyro: The guns aren’t working but I have nothing else to use on him. I’m certainly not doing a kamikaze.
Mikaya: I’m out of range. Anything I will do won’t hurt him except lasers. Tries lasers and they don’t work!
Dilawer: All is well but ends bad.
DeathDragon: Hahaha you’re fate is inevitable. Marc. You have the honors. Take out Artisan first.
Marc: Yes master. I will reap these rewards for you.
Artisan: Marc! Don’t. You don’t want to do this! Stop. Wait I know… You don’t have the strength to care for anyone else you monster!
Marc is confused. It hurt itself in confusion. It snapped out of confusion.
Erixsan heals Marc’s lost health points.
Marc: Actually I do by sparing you. Thanks Erixsan!
Erixsan: Do me a favor and use DeathDragon’s powers against him, Marc. Thanks.
Marc: Yes I will if you cover me.
DeathDragon: Hey! No fair! I didn’t even get to hurt anyone.
Marc: Life isn’t fair and you did. You hurt me. Now I’ll hurt you back and you go back to Polaris.
Marc does a kamehameha that hits DeathDragon. DeathDragon’s feelings were hurt and he went back to the spirit realm.
Erixsan: Thank you for helping. I don’t know what I’d do without you. The world would be in worse shape if it weren’t for you guys helping me out.
Artisan: Not a problem. See you again on 3DS Pedia (editors note: it's now NintenPedia but what's the difference?).
Erixsan: Yeah. See you around Artisan. Goes back to the spirit realm
Artisan: Now what, Marc? Did we do everything we could do for today? Is that it?
Marc: Yes. I won’t need you guys for a while. You can go back to your normal life for now. When DeathDragon comes back to harm us we’ll be back with new relics and new members. See you Artisan, Vii, Trainer Red, N, Mikaya, Dilawer, DarkSpyro, D4rkDragon, Spinnerweb, and of course Rawrrie.
Artisan: But I have no money to get home. I spent it all hanging out with you guys.
D4rkDragon: I’ll give you some of mine. I have enough to last.
Artisan: No. That’s alright. It’s easier to be safe than sorry. I don’t want to be a burden and I don’t accept blank checks. Maybe some other time when I’m desperate but not now. I’d rather have a job and support myself honestly.
D4rkDragon: Suit yourself. I’m leaving with the rest of them.
Artisan: Hey Marc. when everyone leaves can I ask you a few things?
Marc: Anything.
Later, after almost everyone left the villa.
Marc: Yes. What is it Artisan?
Artisan: Can I stay with you? Until I get a job and find my own place to live?
Marc: You know what? You were faithful to me and the first member to be member of the week. You may stay since Dilawer left.
Artisan: I can’t thank you enough. Cries. I’m in tears of joy.
Marc: Woah woah woah. No need to get too emotional.
Artisan: Also do I have to apologize for insulting you again?
Marc: That wouldn’t be necessary.
Artisan: You know what? I think you’re more approachable than people say you are.
In Marc’s villa the idol stopped glowing. What does this mean? Is the world closer to its end? Will Polaris show up? Will DeathDragon appear in human form? So many questions. Such little writing. To be continued…
Lyrics to Artisan’s new hit credits song titled Come Again
When you think the world
Is gonna end
It will then come
Come back again
It’s a life cycle
We always have
It helps us out
Like a PokeNav
Then when villains appear they are free
Like me. Just like me
Then when heroes save the day they say
Okay. You’re okay
The sun will rise and then it will set soon
(Like the risin of the moon. Hear the calling of the loon)
Then the villains go away they say
I lost but that’s okay
Then when the heroes go away they say
I won but that’s okay.
When you think the world
Is gonna end
It will then come
Come back again
It’s a life cycle
That never stops
It helps us out
Now we’re on the top.
