It was a calm day at the SB. Having tea, they all talked about stuff like smash and what-if's, until someday a new person came into the SB. He was titled sanichedgeheg213, and he was a troll who hated nintendo. Here is the recorded history of his stupitdy.
sanichegeheg: OMG I WANT SANIC LAEST WORLDZ FOR 3DS PLS PLS PAY COIN ME.
Spinnerweb: Please, speak in english.
Sanichegeh: WUT YOU DUNT LIKE SANIC? GO KIL SELF.
NP2016: It's pronounced "sonic", and Sonic Lost World.
Sanichegeh: NOO GIMME PLAY COIN I WANT IT. ITS SANIC.
PokeChamp: Please, get out.
Sanichegeh: Yu ALL SUCK! IMA CURSE YU WITH SANIC!
PokeChamp: *no comment*
Sanichegeh: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
miles: wut
Later after that, the green hill zone theme started playing in the SB. It sounded very loud, and possibly disorted. The building was shaking with the theme extremley distorted. Then, a blue figure, too fast to make out, ran into the room and took champ and np2016! "SANIC BUM!" Said the figure. It smashed through the window, escaping the SB, and eventually the website.
As he ran it became extremely fast. PokeChamp attempted to get out a teleporter cookie out of his basket but it fell down on the ground, leaving behind them. I saw the figure with my eyes and eventually, I made out the obvious answer. It was...sanic the hegehog. He was taking them to a horror filled website.
"Where are w-" NP2016 was cut off by a horrendus screech of the music, even louder. "YOU HAVE DISOBY ME. I KIL YU" said the stupid hedgehog, or whatever it was. He was too careless to notice that champ and np had escaped. Sanic caught them back, and NP2016 had an idea.
"Remember that hacker when we killed him with an ASCII katana?" Said np. "Yes! Use it now!" said champ." "I'm gonna use a bomb!" said np.
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BOOM! Sanic blew up. But "shedow", was behind them.
"Another one of these insane things?" Said np. "EM COM FOER U1!!"
As they ran, NP threw multiple bombs/ASCII weapons. "NETHING CAN KIL MEH!!2!1!" "It's speeding ahead!" Said np. "Stay calm! Just run fast!"
"YU CANT DO THAT BU- HEY MY COOKIE BASKT!" "These are my teletubby cooki- I mean teleportion cookies." NP took one and summoned someone. "KIRBY, I CHOOSE YOOOOOOOU!"
From the skies, kirby came down and beat the living insanity out of him. "NUU!" said "shedow," and as he fell to the ground, pokechamp found an escape point. There was only 15 seconds left until green hill zane exploded. "We need to find a way out," said np. "Over there is the link to 3DSPedia!" Alarms were blaring as the door was going to be shut. "Take this cookie, NP2016!" Both ate it and became hyper and ran as fast as they could. "We might make it if we hurry!" said champ. "10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3" The announcer on the system said. They slid under the closing door and made it to 3DSPedia on time. The explosion at the youtube link looked like this nuclear bomb:
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sanichegeheg: OMG I WANT SANIC LAEST WORLDZ FOR 3DS PLS PLS PAY COIN ME.
Spinnerweb: Please, speak in english.
Sanichegeh: WUT YOU DUNT LIKE SANIC? GO KIL SELF.
NP2016: It's pronounced "sonic", and Sonic Lost World.
Sanichegeh: NOO GIMME PLAY COIN I WANT IT. ITS SANIC.
PokeChamp: Please, get out.
Sanichegeh: Yu ALL SUCK! IMA CURSE YU WITH SANIC!
PokeChamp: *no comment*
Sanichegeh: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
miles: wut
Later after that, the green hill zone theme started playing in the SB. It sounded very loud, and possibly disorted. The building was shaking with the theme extremley distorted. Then, a blue figure, too fast to make out, ran into the room and took champ and np2016! "SANIC BUM!" Said the figure. It smashed through the window, escaping the SB, and eventually the website.
As he ran it became extremely fast. PokeChamp attempted to get out a teleporter cookie out of his basket but it fell down on the ground, leaving behind them. I saw the figure with my eyes and eventually, I made out the obvious answer. It was...sanic the hegehog. He was taking them to a horror filled website.
"Where are w-" NP2016 was cut off by a horrendus screech of the music, even louder. "YOU HAVE DISOBY ME. I KIL YU" said the stupid hedgehog, or whatever it was. He was too careless to notice that champ and np had escaped. Sanic caught them back, and NP2016 had an idea.
"Remember that hacker when we killed him with an ASCII katana?" Said np. "Yes! Use it now!" said champ." "I'm gonna use a bomb!" said np.
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BOOM! Sanic blew up. But "shedow", was behind them.
"Another one of these insane things?" Said np. "EM COM FOER U1!!"
As they ran, NP threw multiple bombs/ASCII weapons. "NETHING CAN KIL MEH!!2!1!" "It's speeding ahead!" Said np. "Stay calm! Just run fast!"
"YU CANT DO THAT BU- HEY MY COOKIE BASKT!" "These are my teletubby cooki- I mean teleportion cookies." NP took one and summoned someone. "KIRBY, I CHOOSE YOOOOOOOU!"
From the skies, kirby came down and beat the living insanity out of him. "NUU!" said "shedow," and as he fell to the ground, pokechamp found an escape point. There was only 15 seconds left until green hill zane exploded. "We need to find a way out," said np. "Over there is the link to 3DSPedia!" Alarms were blaring as the door was going to be shut. "Take this cookie, NP2016!" Both ate it and became hyper and ran as fast as they could. "We might make it if we hurry!" said champ. "10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3" The announcer on the system said. They slid under the closing door and made it to 3DSPedia on time. The explosion at the youtube link looked like this nuclear bomb:
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