Paceygym is Illuminaughty

Paceygym is Illuminaughty

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It took me some time to figure this out. I just randomly chose a member I saw in the SB. Now you guys know who I'm gonna expose today.
Paceygym. Aspiring Pokemon Master from Potato Land.
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Wait a minute. Did you see that? Aspiring. Gym. In Pokemans, you must fight these gym leaders to become the best pokemon trainer in the game. Aspiring definition from Google: "Directing one's hopes or ambitions toward becoming a specified type of person." Is this not what he's trying to accomplish? Let's take a look at his play coin total. He currently has 169 play coins.
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The square root of 169 is exactly 13. You know what else is 13? That's right! Paceygym is level 13! Take the square root and add 2 to 13 and we have 15. 15. Pacey is currently 15 years old. 15 is 14 more than 1. 15 take 1 is 14. 14. Pacey first joined pedia on October 31, 2014. Wait. Halloween? In b4 spooky scary skilentons. Oh noes they're here!
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Pacey is a spooky skilenton confirmed.
Anyways, let's get serious. Now when is Pacey's birthday? July 26, 2000.
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It can be seen as 7/26/2000 or 26/7/2000. Either way will work. 7 add 6 is 13. That's pacey's current level. Then, take 2 away from 13. We have 11. How is 11 relevant in any way? 11 represents Pocky Day. Pocky. Pocky is a Japanese snack. Pokemon is a game made by Nintendo. Nintendo is a Japanese company. Now let's backtrack since we've strayed away from my original intention. Let's take a look at that status update. February 14, 2016.
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Let's divide that by 2. 2/14/2016 or 14/2/2016. 2 divided by 2 is 1. 14 divided by 2 is 7. 2016 divided by 2 is 1008. Wait. 2 1's. 1 and another 1 makes 11. Coincidence? I didn't think so! Now let's bring our attention to 7. 7 is our target. Put it together with 11 and now we have the numbers 7 11. 7 11 is a convenience store. Let's look back at where pacey was from. Pacey was from Potato Land. There are 7 letters in Potato. There are 11 letters in Potato Land. That means pacey was from 7 11! This is starting to come together! Let's direct our attention to when pacey first joined pedia. Pacey first joined pedia on October 31, 2014. It can be seen as 10/31/14 or 31/10/14. Keep 31 in mind for now. It's vital for this. 10 add 3 add 1 a- wait. Stop. 10 add 3 add 1 is 14. Pacey joined in 2014. Coincidence? I think not! You know what else is on Halloween? That's right! Sufs' (CdbSora's) birthday!
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But this conspiracy isn't about Sufs so let's get back on track. There's a 14 in 1460 and that's the amount of exp pacey has! 1460 divided by 14 is...
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Wait. There's a 14 in it! And that's not all! 658 take 169 is 489. 489 divided by 1460 is...
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There's a 15 and pacey is 15 years old! There is also the number 33 here. Keep these numbers in mind. Now let's take 136 of Pacey's followers and subtract it from 169. We're left with 33. 33. That was the number in the division problem we did when we divided 489 by 1460. So now we will take his 169 play coins, the 65 people he's following, and the 136 followers and combine them. 169 add 65 add 136 is 334. There are 365 days in a year. We can get there by dividing 1460 by 4 (blog posts) which comes out to be 365. 365 take 334 is 31. Where do we get the 31 you may ask? Well, pacey joined on the day of Halloween. So we can add 31 to 334 and get 365 days. Now that we have 2 365's, we can eliminate them. 365 divided by 365 is indeed 1 and we can conclude that pacey is Illuminaughty but here's something else we can do. 365 take 365 is 0. Now that we got that out of the way, let's take away 365 from 656. 656 take 365 is 291. 291 add 169 is 460. Now divide by 4 since he has made 4 blog posts. 460 divided by 4 is 115. Pacey is 15 years old. 115 take 15 is 100. Look at that Emblem! Pokemon expert is worth 100 exp!

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Now that we are here, there are a few things left to do. Remember when we took 365 from 365 and we got 0? That 0 will be used to finish this conspiracy. We will do 100 to the 0 power. Here's what happens when we do so: "The zero exponent rule basically says that any base with an exponent of zero is equal to one. For example: x^0 = 1." That means that whatever you put in for x is always going to be 1. Thus, that means that 100 to the 0 power (100^0) will equal 1. But were not done just yet. There's 2 0's in 100. That means we do it once more. 1 to the 0 power is 1. Since there is 2 0's in 100, we will add. 2 add 1 is 3. There are 3 sides on the Illuminaughty so...
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Confirmed.
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Latest Comments

Somebody prove Sans is illuminaughty!
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You're l8 m8
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PACEY HAS BEEN HIDING THIS ALL ALONG :O
Lol :D This was funny!
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Funny? I porved him to be Illuminaughty!
Eventually all of us will be Illuminati. :O
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You're next kek
do me...... if you can......
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Nah you're too skrubby to be Illuminaughty
pacey is a bot spammer and illuminist conformed
I had no idea it was gonna be Pacey XP

My brother's illuminaughty :o
Wait...what if sans is secretly illuminaughty and he's making these up to cover for himself?!?!?!
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Reported

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