It took me some time to figure this out. I just randomly chose a member I saw in the SB. Now you guys know who I'm gonna expose today.
Paceygym. Aspiring Pokemon Master from Potato Land.
Wait a minute. Did you see that? Aspiring. Gym. In Pokemans, you must fight these gym leaders to become the best pokemon trainer in the game. Aspiring definition from Google: "Directing one's hopes or ambitions toward becoming a specified type of person." Is this not what he's trying to accomplish? Let's take a look at his play coin total. He currently has 169 play coins.
The square root of 169 is exactly 13. You know what else is 13? That's right! Paceygym is level 13! Take the square root and add 2 to 13 and we have 15. 15. Pacey is currently 15 years old. 15 is 14 more than 1. 15 take 1 is 14. 14. Pacey first joined pedia on October 31, 2014. Wait. Halloween? In b4 spooky scary skilentons. Oh noes they're here!
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Pacey is a spooky skilenton confirmed.
Anyways, let's get serious. Now when is Pacey's birthday? July 26, 2000.
It can be seen as 7/26/2000 or 26/7/2000. Either way will work. 7 add 6 is 13. That's pacey's current level. Then, take 2 away from 13. We have 11. How is 11 relevant in any way? 11 represents Pocky Day. Pocky. Pocky is a Japanese snack. Pokemon is a game made by Nintendo. Nintendo is a Japanese company. Now let's backtrack since we've strayed away from my original intention. Let's take a look at that status update. February 14, 2016.
But this conspiracy isn't about Sufs so let's get back on track. There's a 14 in 1460 and that's the amount of exp pacey has! 1460 divided by 14 is...
Now that we are here, there are a few things left to do. Remember when we took 365 from 365 and we got 0? That 0 will be used to finish this conspiracy. We will do 100 to the 0 power. Here's what happens when we do so: "The zero exponent rule basically says that any base with an exponent of zero is equal to one. For example: x^0 = 1." That means that whatever you put in for x is always going to be 1. Thus, that means that 100 to the 0 power (100^0) will equal 1. But were not done just yet. There's 2 0's in 100. That means we do it once more. 1 to the 0 power is 1. Since there is 2 0's in 100, we will add. 2 add 1 is 3. There are 3 sides on the Illuminaughty so...