Ahh welcome welcome! Ehehehehe....what's that? You want to know why I'm laughing? Well what if I could reach through your screen and tell you what you were wearing? I predict you're wearing some type of clothing that's related to a show, game, book, or band. Was I right? It's always fun to wear clothing based on your interests, or to have other various items based on things you like, so long as you don't get carried away, ehehehe. Why, you don't want to become obsessive. After all, what would your idols say if they saw you, ehehehehe....
Our story begins with a boy named Earth. He had a bit of a fixation on Black the Thief, a show with its own comic, video games, trading cards, shirts, you name it! And Earth had everything. He loved the show, was obssessed with it even. But he gave up his own life due to this, and never had friends, love, or even left his room much. But don't worry. He gets his act together by the end of this tale ehehehehehehehe.....
Earth was hard at work. He had been writing a fanfiction based on his favorite show in the world, Black the Thief. Earth sat back from his computer, satisfied with the ending of the chapter. Around him, there were posters of Black, comics, DVDs, and shirts messily thrown around, each carrying the Black the Thief logo. The windows were drawn shut, so as to better resemble Black's secret thief lair. Earth knew he had an obsession with him, but he didn't care. He never had any friends. His mom died giving Earth birth, and his dad was still drowning out his sorrows in the bottom of a bottle every night. Usually, Earth never saw his father, as he'd be passed out in some seedy bar. Earth never had any friends either, as he was extremely sensitive. And what little boy wouldn't be after his horrible childhood. Of course, this made it very easy to make fun of him, and as a result, Earth dropped out of school as soon as possible. His dad paid the bills, and kept out of his way. Earth would never need a job. But the one thing he did crave was a friend. 'Luckily I have one' Earth thought with a smile. Once, when he was little, after an intense encounter with bullies, Earth ran home, crying to himself, cursing himself for ever being born. But as it happened, whether by fate or luck, the TV happened to have been on, showing an episode of Black the Thief. Despite himself, Earth couldn't resist the urge to watch the adventures of a boy similar to his age. Earth was entranced. And ever since, he had an obsession. Black was everything Earth wanted to be, everything he ever craved. Black was adventurous, had friends, and was a hero. Earth was just a cowardly chump. But Earth, as he watched the screen, felt like if Black was real, he'd stick up for Earth and be his friend. Maybe they'd even be the best of friends.....Earth shook himself. It would never happen, so there was no point dwelling on it. He uploaded fanfic, and felt as slight shake and hear a boom. "Great, must be raining" he said. Then, the plug connecting to the computer lit up, like something had started to shock it. Suddenly, a hand tapped his shoulder. Earth turned around and gasped. He blinked, and then rubbed his eyes. "No.....way..." He said, barely audible. For in front of him, Black had appeared. "Did...did you come from the computer?" Earth asked. Black didn't respond, but instead just looked around the room. He seemed to be thinking something to himself. "Ummm are you ok?" Earth asked. Again, no response. "....do you want to be friends?" Earth asked, in one final attempt to communicate with his hero. Finally Black turned to looked at Earth. He narrowed his eyes closely on Earth, and opened his mouth. 'Oh boy! Will we be the best of friends? Will my life finally change? What wonderful words of wisdom does he have for me, I wonder? Earth thought to himself excitedly. "What the hell is wrong with you? You're like the creepy stalker that no one wants. Why would you waste your life hero worshiping a character who isn't even real?" Black said. Earth was at a loss for words. Black just sighed in disappointment and turned to the door. "Grow up you stupid boy" he muttered, before walking out. Earth just stood there in shock....
Earth committed suicide 3 days later
Ehehehehehehehe, did you enjoy that? Looks like poor Earth realized he had wasted his life, and then ENDED his life. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What's that? You think Earth shouldn't have killed himself, but rather just try to live his life as best as he could? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. How ironic for you to say that. For all you know, you're wasting your life on a computer right now, reading these stupid stories. No, you can't give advice that you yourself will never take. You're never gonna leave this site. Just like you'll come back next time and read the next story, ehehehehehehehe. Until next time friend. *closes door*
Our story begins with a boy named Earth. He had a bit of a fixation on Black the Thief, a show with its own comic, video games, trading cards, shirts, you name it! And Earth had everything. He loved the show, was obssessed with it even. But he gave up his own life due to this, and never had friends, love, or even left his room much. But don't worry. He gets his act together by the end of this tale ehehehehehehehe.....
Earth was hard at work. He had been writing a fanfiction based on his favorite show in the world, Black the Thief. Earth sat back from his computer, satisfied with the ending of the chapter. Around him, there were posters of Black, comics, DVDs, and shirts messily thrown around, each carrying the Black the Thief logo. The windows were drawn shut, so as to better resemble Black's secret thief lair. Earth knew he had an obsession with him, but he didn't care. He never had any friends. His mom died giving Earth birth, and his dad was still drowning out his sorrows in the bottom of a bottle every night. Usually, Earth never saw his father, as he'd be passed out in some seedy bar. Earth never had any friends either, as he was extremely sensitive. And what little boy wouldn't be after his horrible childhood. Of course, this made it very easy to make fun of him, and as a result, Earth dropped out of school as soon as possible. His dad paid the bills, and kept out of his way. Earth would never need a job. But the one thing he did crave was a friend. 'Luckily I have one' Earth thought with a smile. Once, when he was little, after an intense encounter with bullies, Earth ran home, crying to himself, cursing himself for ever being born. But as it happened, whether by fate or luck, the TV happened to have been on, showing an episode of Black the Thief. Despite himself, Earth couldn't resist the urge to watch the adventures of a boy similar to his age. Earth was entranced. And ever since, he had an obsession. Black was everything Earth wanted to be, everything he ever craved. Black was adventurous, had friends, and was a hero. Earth was just a cowardly chump. But Earth, as he watched the screen, felt like if Black was real, he'd stick up for Earth and be his friend. Maybe they'd even be the best of friends.....Earth shook himself. It would never happen, so there was no point dwelling on it. He uploaded fanfic, and felt as slight shake and hear a boom. "Great, must be raining" he said. Then, the plug connecting to the computer lit up, like something had started to shock it. Suddenly, a hand tapped his shoulder. Earth turned around and gasped. He blinked, and then rubbed his eyes. "No.....way..." He said, barely audible. For in front of him, Black had appeared. "Did...did you come from the computer?" Earth asked. Black didn't respond, but instead just looked around the room. He seemed to be thinking something to himself. "Ummm are you ok?" Earth asked. Again, no response. "....do you want to be friends?" Earth asked, in one final attempt to communicate with his hero. Finally Black turned to looked at Earth. He narrowed his eyes closely on Earth, and opened his mouth. 'Oh boy! Will we be the best of friends? Will my life finally change? What wonderful words of wisdom does he have for me, I wonder? Earth thought to himself excitedly. "What the hell is wrong with you? You're like the creepy stalker that no one wants. Why would you waste your life hero worshiping a character who isn't even real?" Black said. Earth was at a loss for words. Black just sighed in disappointment and turned to the door. "Grow up you stupid boy" he muttered, before walking out. Earth just stood there in shock....
Earth committed suicide 3 days later
Ehehehehehehehe, did you enjoy that? Looks like poor Earth realized he had wasted his life, and then ENDED his life. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What's that? You think Earth shouldn't have killed himself, but rather just try to live his life as best as he could? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. How ironic for you to say that. For all you know, you're wasting your life on a computer right now, reading these stupid stories. No, you can't give advice that you yourself will never take. You're never gonna leave this site. Just like you'll come back next time and read the next story, ehehehehehehehe. Until next time friend. *closes door*
