Ball on top of someone in a coma

[awillersVS]

If I place a spherical object on somebody who is in a coma, does he become a semi colon?

 

[2071]

What the heck?

 

[Duffy]

comma ≠ coma

 

[luigiFTW]

I am filled with academic knowledge. Thank you for blessing us with this slightly below average joke.