Funniest story you can think of

[BlazingPhoenix]

So can everyone take the time to fully explain the funniest story you have ever heard? Please no swears, but if it does include swears than simply change them to words that are not really swears, like crap. Anyways the funniest story I have ever heard was this girl and her college friends went to disney world and were at the beauty and the beast resturant, when she acciedently dropped her plate and it broke. Some 5 year old kid started screaming bloody murder, saying "she killed him, she killed him!", referencing the living plates in beauty and the beast. Her family and the cast tried to calm her down as she is on the floor sobbing, and some jerk in the resterant put "let the bodies hit the floor" on their phone, but everyone thought it was her. They escorted the family outside, and for the rest of the vacation the girl was "glared and mocked publcaly". Worlds happiest place on earth.

 

[Jeff The Killer]

The funniest story I can think of happen to me and my friend.

We were in History class and we were talking about our favorite anime Hetalia (Axis Powers at the time). We were going on about who's our favorite and just about random things we liked about the show.

Well I mentioned that I felt bad for Korea because Korea (the actual Korea) didn't get to be in the anime some kid went on a rant that Korea was a bad country and how could Korea or any of the Axis powered or Russia and China be cool or the best.

He then continued on how China is this and that and Russia is this and that. He was talking about the real countries we were talking the personifications...i think he didn't us say 'he'.

 

[BlazingPhoenix]

The funniest story I can think of happen to me and my friend.

We were in History class and we were talking about our favorite anime Hetalia (Axis Powers at the time). We were going on about who's our favorite and just about random things we liked about the show.

Well I mentioned that I felt bad for Korea because Korea (the actual Korea) didn't get to be in the anime some kid went on a rant that Korea was a bad country and how could Korea or any of the Axis powered or Russia and China be cool or the best.

He then continued on how China is this and that and Russia is this and that. He was talking about the real countries we were talking the personifications...i think he didn't us say 'he'.

Oh my god the fandom is too real, me and my friends are all huge hetalia fans, I swear to god my really tall friend is russia, my best friend is USA, my cranky friend is Romano, we have more people for UK and Italy, and I am Sealand. So this one science class me, usa, and russia are all hanging out when USA and i are arguing over how to make our gene project, when she says at least i have a stable economy, and i go my paper hat factory's will destroy her and russia's paychecks, when russia puts his eyes right above the table so it looks like it is stuck halfway through the table, and he goes "you called?" and we all start laughing and we almost get dentention, but our teacher is cool enough to shrug it off.

 

[SuperMikeX]

My friend lost his glasses and thought I was his sister because he could barely see and I played his videogames and he did not know till he found his glasses after that he snuck up on me and soaked me with a watergun it caught me by surprise LOL

 

[Jeff The Killer]

Oh my god the fandom is too real, me and my friends are all huge hetalia fans, I swear to god my really tall friend is russia, my best friend is USA, my cranky friend is Romano, we have more people for UK and Italy, and I am Sealand. So this one science class me, usa, and russia are all hanging out when USA and i are arguing over how to make our gene project, when she says at least i have a stable economy, and i go my paper hat factory's will destroy her and russia's paychecks, when russia puts his eyes right above the table so it looks like it is stuck halfway through the table, and he goes "you called?" and we all start laughing and we almost get dentention, but our teacher is cool enough to shrug it off.

You guys also had nicknames!? I was North Italy, my friend who nearly my height (we were both short) was Romano, my friend who always had a red item on was China, and my friend who was from Canada was Prussia.

Let see if I can think of another story....

When I was in the third grade my music teacher was teaching us the song "Old Lady Who Was Skin and Bones" because it was Halloween. Well the forecast that day called for Thunderstorms but they happen to roll in when we were half way through the song the sky.

From the window you could see the sky darken and lightening and thunder breaking through the clouds. And when we reached the end where you shout 'boo' the power went out