Funny Siri Questions and Responses

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Hey! Just now I was asking Siri some weird and stupid questions. I wanna know what your favorite Siri Q&As. We all know what is zero divided by zero. But one I asked was "Why is cookie monster so sad?" Siri said "Cookie Monster typically falls into a despondent state when he lacks access to a certain eponymous treat of chocolate chip variety."
 
Ask her to marry you or some weird questions. She can get pretty mean
 
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^ Not sure if that's real but I found that funny :p
 
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^ Not sure if that's real but I found that funny :p
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It's fake. But if you say my name is (insert awesome and funny nickname here" she will call you that and sometimes it's hilarious
 
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Someone should ask siri "what do you think about Five Nights at Freddy's?"
I wonder whether her response would be positive, negative, neutral, or off-topic. xD
 
I tried to ask it and it said "I can't answer that"
 
Someone should ask siri "what do you think about Five Nights at Freddy's?"
I wonder whether her response would be positive, negative, neutral, or off-topic. xD
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It has multiple responses but I got "It's nice of you to ask, but it doesn't really matter what I think". Honestly I don't really get it but, whatever.
 
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Siri straight out saying she don't care about that trash game XD
 
Siri straight out saying she don't care about that trash game XD
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I have a feeling you've never actually played a FNAF game, lol. It's okay, I forgive you. :D

It has multiple responses but I got "It's nice of you to ask, but it doesn't really matter what I think". Honestly I don't really get it but, whatever.
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I wasn't expecting anything more, haha. xD

"Who's the best Super Smash Bros. Character?"
Whatever Siri says, it has to be true. :p
 
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I have a feeling you've never actually played a FNAF game, lol. It's okay, I forgive you. :D


I wasn't expecting anything more, haha. xD

"Who's the best Super Smash Bros. Character?"
Whatever Siri says, it has to be true. :p
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It keeps bringing me to the web. It also spells super smash bros. "supersmash bro's character" I don't really know why it combines super and smash though. To me it looks like supers mash when they are together.
 
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Apparently Siri likes Diddy Kong .-.
 
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Time for Siri and I to 1v1 I'll see you at 10:15

Alright so I beat Siri. Has a pretty crappy Diddy if I do say so my self. Can only use side B and bananas
 
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I asked Siri how to divide zero and she told me some complex explanation but it ended with her telling me "And you're sad because you have no friends....:("

I also asked her "What does the Fox say?"

And she said "Wapowpowpowpow":D
 
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I asked Siri how to divide zero and she told me some complex explanation but it ended with her telling me "And you're sad because you have no friends....:("

I also asked her "What does the Fox say?"

And she said "Wapowpowpowpow":D
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But like the best part is when he sounds like ah he ya he!
 
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But like the best part is when he sounds like ah he ya he!
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So true, he sounds so funny :rotfl:
 
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Ask her whats 0 divided by 0. Her response is priceless :cat:
 
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