Jokes!

[MxlDiamond]

Okay I have a good joke what do you call a magic owl?
Hoooodini

 

[18]

Technically Houdini was an escape artist tho, not a magician.

What did the duck say when buying chapstick?
"I can't pay for it right now, just put it on my bill."

 

[4362]

Whats big white and cant climb a tree?
A refrigerator

Whats green and will kill you when it falls out of a tree?
A Pool table

What's red and bad for your teeth?
Bricks

A man walks into a bar,he orders a drink,drinks,pays and goes home

 

[Mr. Kream]

Whats big white and cant climb a tree?
A refrigerator

Whats green and will kill you when it falls out of a tree?
A Pool table

What's red and bad for your teeth?
Bricks

A man walks into a bar,he orders a drink,drinks,pays and goes home

Honestly, what's big white and can climb a tree?

 

[18]

Honestly, what's big white and can climb a tree?

A fat Persian cat.

 

[JuicyFlare]

A fat Persian cat

lol

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a red elephant? Strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a yellow elephant? Tell it dirty jokes until it turns red, strangle it until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.