Mario is evil!

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Now then, Peach is a princess and Bowser is a king. King Bowser is also super successful. Despite his many failings he has an army that is still 100% loyal to him! If he really was that much of a bad guy, no one would listen to his threats. The loyalty must be out of love and admiration! Next Bowser has 8 kids. Seven of these kids may not even be directly related to him and yet HE STILL BUYS THEM CASTLES AND SUB CASTLES and treats them like he does his true son Bowser jr. Now then why would Princess Peach choose Mario over Bowser?

Its simple. She doesn't. Bowser simply takes her back. Mario gets nothing from the Princess other than a cake or a kiss on the nose. Mean while when ever in Bowser's care, she gets a nice room or gets to stay in her own castle. It is because of Stockholm syndrome caused by Mario living so close to the princess that she is willing to allow Mario to kidnap her back from Bowser.

Mario also eats Toads.... Toads are mushrooms and that is where Mario gains his power. Bowser does not eat toads, in Paper Mario the Thousand year door he is seen eating steak to gain power. He is very health conscious because he knows he eats protein and it is clear he does not eat Toads.

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Yes indead Mario is evil think about donkey kong jr
 
Yeah lol, when Mario was whipping him Donkey Kong to send out crocodiles and forcing him to kill his only child, and then we never seen or heard of Donkey Kong Jr again, which must mean Donkey Kong did it. Mario clearly needs some Mental Evaluation xD
 
And in the manual of some old game, it said. something about Mario being the good guy, then it siad " Or is he? " I support this mainly for the main plat former games. The others are for Bowser as a villain, and there's actually a Game Theory video for this!
 
And in the manual of some old game, it said. something about Mario being the good guy, then it siad " Or is he? " I support this mainly for the main plat former games. The others are for Bowser as a villain, and there's actually a Game Theory video for this!
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I remember in the booklet it said that Koopa turned the toads into blocks, and what do you do in game? Go around destroying blocks for coins and items

You're killing trapped toads and being rewarded for it, Mario is a sick psychopath
 
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I believe I heard this somewhere a month or so ago. It was Game Theory who came up with the idea. While the idea really does seem quite compelling, Bowser is supposed to be the typical "bad guy"
I remember in the booklet it said that Koopa turned the toads into blocks, and what do you do in game? Go around destroying blocks for coins and items
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Still, but if they were blocks, wouldn't they be already dead, though you're destroying them? xD
 
its really sad to think in the game your murdering toads by braking blocks, maybe he just doesn't know toads have been turned?. I think that's to dark for a kids game but then again OOT pushed the boundary's a lot too. Over all yes I think this is true but he doesn't know that they have turned into the floating blocks
 
what the hell is this?
1:if mario was evil, peach and the toads would be horrorized when they see him and she wouln´t kiss a murderer
2: no, the koopalings are treated like minions they are
3: wtf? toads also eat mushrooms, and mario dont eats Toads
4: bowser is fat, so he isnt health concius
5: the minions are loyal because mario universe has no logic, the terrain of the mario world changes in each game and you find logic in that?

what next? link being dead in majora mask? oh no... THE HYRULE HISTORIA NEGATES THIS, OUR THEORY IS RUINED(????)
 
Dude, ure on the right track, not only is mario a bad person, he's a PSYCHOPATH!This is going to be a long list , so get ready! ;) !
1: the first example is in a not so known mario game. i forgot the name, but in the game, mario is at a circus, and donkey kong is there. donkey kong is getting wipped, and laughed at by MARIO! then, i the sequel, mario has donkey kong junior trapped in a cage. donkey kong is trying to get ti his son. mario is ELECTRICUTING DONKEY KONG FOR TRYING TO GET HIS SON BACK!
2: abuse to yoshi.
in any mario game when mario can ride yoshi, yoshi gets abused. like, for instance, when yoshi sticks his tongue out, its because mario HITS him! then anytime he needs to get over a large pit, he lets yoshi FALL TO HIS DEATH!
3 : abuse to brother
this is the most outrageous of it all. in a mario tennis game (i forgot which one) anytime luigi wins, u get this horrible cutscene. while luigi is celebrating his victory, mario walks up to him and gives him a pat on the back. that's nice right? but then he does something horrible. he STEPS ON HIS SHOE, AND THEN HE LAUGHS AT HIM!
this is why mario's a psychopath
EDIT: *at last reason* and thus, the luigi death stare was created :) u dont believe me? check out game theory, where i got this info:
 
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