Smash Jokes
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Hallelujah
Towns Folk
Lol you just made me think of a very funny one I guess , to me . Sooooo , 4 Toon Links fight each other , and then the game becomes The Legend of Zelda : 4 Swords 
Not so funny I guess but I can say that it is very original
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Off Topic but : Still Congrats on winning the pixel-to picture contest from Backloggamer
Not so funny I guess but I can say that it is very original
.Off Topic but : Still Congrats on winning the pixel-to picture contest from Backloggamer
Raffy Z
New Kid In The Hoods
Towns Folk
Why is Kirby so low on the Melee tier list?
He sucks.
Here's another...
Metaknight walks into a bar. There was no counter.
Thank you, thank you, thank you everyone. I'll be here all night so feel free to tip me, this is all I get to feed my family who were captured by Machamps and Golems so please, feel free to tip!
Please phone officer Jenny and the Pokemon Department
He sucks.
Here's another...
- Mewtwo slides across the stage.
- Guy asks: Hey, is that your wavedash?
- Mewtwo says: No, that's just how I roll.
Metaknight walks into a bar. There was no counter.
Thank you, thank you, thank you everyone. I'll be here all night so feel free to tip me, this is all I get to feed my family who were captured by Machamps and Golems so please, feel free to tip!
Please phone officer Jenny and the Pokemon Department
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pipslug2002
The 8th Hokage
Towns Folk
Maybe you should take a rest -Jigglypuff
i suck with all these puns -kirby
FIORA: I'm in the mood for a Stephen King film.
SHULK: I'm really feeling It!
Why is Mr. Game & Watch the most profane character?
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
Chrom was having another kid. When asked who to name it, he turned to Lucario.
"MAX! Or, uh..."
Tell me when the political debate airs, will you, Pit?
"The fight is on!"
So why do they call him Little MAC?
Because he has so many ALTS
Half of these were stolen off the internet tbh
Im not that creative
i suck with all these puns -kirby
FIORA: I'm in the mood for a Stephen King film.
SHULK: I'm really feeling It!
Why is Mr. Game & Watch the most profane character?
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
Chrom was having another kid. When asked who to name it, he turned to Lucario.
"MAX! Or, uh..."
Tell me when the political debate airs, will you, Pit?
"The fight is on!"
So why do they call him Little MAC?
Because he has so many ALTS
Half of these were stolen off the internet tbh
Im not that creative
GerudoWarrior
Great King of Evil
Towns Folk
I made these myself.
Guy: I once managed to damage Meta Knight in brawl!
Other guy: OMG! What happened next!?
Guy: I woke up...
Heard of the guy that managed to beat Sheik With Little Mac? Me neither.
Why is a hamburger a better fighter than Little Mac? Because it is a Big Mac!
What is Lucinas, Dr Mario and Dark pit`s favorite Movie? Star Wars episode 2 Attack of the Clones
Why doesn`t Ganondorf use his sword? He wanted to be a Captain Falcon semi clone instead of an Ike semi clone
Guy: I once managed to damage Meta Knight in brawl!
Other guy: OMG! What happened next!?
Guy: I woke up...
Heard of the guy that managed to beat Sheik With Little Mac? Me neither.
Why is a hamburger a better fighter than Little Mac? Because it is a Big Mac!
What is Lucinas, Dr Mario and Dark pit`s favorite Movie? Star Wars episode 2 Attack of the Clones
Why doesn`t Ganondorf use his sword? He wanted to be a Captain Falcon semi clone instead of an Ike semi clone
Ostrix
one does not simply game, but Game with Dubstep.
Towns Folk
hmm, let me try.
Why Does Robin Always Say "time to tip the Scales"? Because He Needs to get down and help lucina!
(my original idea) Why doesnt captain falcon use his gun? because hes to Falcon-Manly To! (my original idea)
One Does Not Simpy Use Captain Falcon Without using The Knee Of Justice (stolen from youtube)
a guy asks: Sonic, Why Do You Have a Spindash/Spincharge? Sonic: Cus Thats Just How I Roll! (technically stolen from Raffy)
Why Does Meta Knight only use a sword? Because Hes Just Too Bad@$$ for guns!
Captain Falcon Sez: Counters Are Outdated, Its Come-Back Time!
Captain Falcon: Falco... Falco: What? Captain Falcon: n..PUNCH!
MewTwo VS Lucario Mewtwo Used Shadow Ball! Its Super Effective! Lucario Was KO'd! (fainted)
pretty good if i say so myself.
Why Does Robin Always Say "time to tip the Scales"? Because He Needs to get down and help lucina!
(my original idea) Why doesnt captain falcon use his gun? because hes to Falcon-Manly To! (my original idea)
One Does Not Simpy Use Captain Falcon Without using The Knee Of Justice (stolen from youtube)
a guy asks: Sonic, Why Do You Have a Spindash/Spincharge? Sonic: Cus Thats Just How I Roll! (technically stolen from Raffy)
Why Does Meta Knight only use a sword? Because Hes Just Too Bad@$$ for guns!
Captain Falcon Sez: Counters Are Outdated, Its Come-Back Time!
Captain Falcon: Falco... Falco: What? Captain Falcon: n..PUNCH!
MewTwo VS Lucario Mewtwo Used Shadow Ball! Its Super Effective! Lucario Was KO'd! (fainted)
pretty good if i say so myself.
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3905
Nintendo 3DS Legend
Towns Folk
What did the two fighters say to each other? Nothing, because they both got KO'd by the stage boss.
Why is Mario good at volleyball? Because his forward air helps him with spiking.
Why doesn't Jigglypuff ever sleep on someone's shoulders? Because if she did they would get sent flying.
Why are Lumas willing to die for Rosalina? Because mama's got a special treat for them after the match
Just a fewterrible jokes I just came up with
Why is Mario good at volleyball? Because his forward air helps him with spiking.
Why doesn't Jigglypuff ever sleep on someone's shoulders? Because if she did they would get sent flying.
Why are Lumas willing to die for Rosalina? Because mama's got a special treat for them after the match
Just a few