Ostrix
one does not simply game, but Game with Dubstep.
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Hallelujah
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Pokechamp
Robobot Armor...engage!
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I got one! Kinda not a joke, but
Mario, Link, Sonic, Kirby, and Pikachu go into a bar. They talk about their hobbies and what they do.
Mario: I go and save a princess from a turtle.
Link: I go with an annoying fairy to save the world from a pig thing.
Sonic: I stop this evil man from capturing all of the animals.
Kirby: Poyo Poyo! (Translation:I save food from a giant penguin.)
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pika! Pi! (Translation:I stay in a ball, forever trapped unless my master needs me.)
They all agreed that Pikachu had the best hobby because he didn't have to deal with anything they have to do.
Mario, Link, Sonic, Kirby, and Pikachu go into a bar. They talk about their hobbies and what they do.
Mario: I go and save a princess from a turtle.
Link: I go with an annoying fairy to save the world from a pig thing.
Sonic: I stop this evil man from capturing all of the animals.
Kirby: Poyo Poyo! (Translation:I save food from a giant penguin.)
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pika! Pi! (Translation:I stay in a ball, forever trapped unless my master needs me.)
They all agreed that Pikachu had the best hobby because he didn't have to deal with anything they have to do.
Hikki
Nintendo 3DS Legend
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I found this by Charizard and I believe I can use it since it wasn't from him 
I guarantee you will laugh
Once a boy named Pappu learnt a paragraph on “my friend” by heart for his English exam. However, the topic for writing the paragraph in the exam was “My Father “. But Pappu showed no fear. He just changed all the “friends” in his paragraph to “fathers”. This is how it went-
I am a very fatherly person.
I have many fathers.
Some of my fathers are male
Others are female.
My uncle is also my father.
But my true father is my neighbour.
My mother is one of my greatest fathers.
I love all my fathers and all my fathers love me
I guarantee you will laugh
Once a boy named Pappu learnt a paragraph on “my friend” by heart for his English exam. However, the topic for writing the paragraph in the exam was “My Father “. But Pappu showed no fear. He just changed all the “friends” in his paragraph to “fathers”. This is how it went-
I am a very fatherly person.
I have many fathers.
Some of my fathers are male
Others are female.
My uncle is also my father.
But my true father is my neighbour.
My mother is one of my greatest fathers.
I love all my fathers and all my fathers love me
Ostrix
one does not simply game, but Game with Dubstep.
Towns Folk
didnt laugh, but giggled.but you dont get pc because thats not related to smash bros.I found this by Charizard and I believe I can use it since it wasn't from him
I guarantee you will laugh
Once a boy named Pappu learnt a paragraph on “my friend” by heart for his English exam. However, the topic for writing the paragraph in the exam was “My Father “. But Pappu showed no fear. He just changed all the “friends” in his paragraph to “fathers”. This is how it went-
I am a very fatherly person.
I have many fathers.
Some of my fathers are male
Others are female.
My uncle is also my father.
But my true father is my neighbour.
My mother is one of my greatest fathers.
I love all my fathers and all my fathers love me
read the original post again pls
Pulsai
NintenPedia Member
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What did Captain Falcon bring to the annual Smash Bash party?
FALCON PUNCH
Why is Marth so good with waitresses?
He's a good tipper
Jigglypuff's best combo starter is up-air. And you know the Rest
What does Shulk say when he closes a Ziploc bag?
I'M REALLY SEALING IT!
What do you get when you have Dr. Mario, Lucina, Dark Pit, Ganondorf, and Toon Link fight on a Star Fox stage?
The Clone Wars
Why is Kirby regarded as one of the worst Smash characters?
He sucks
Why does Kirby suck?
He just copies everyone
*Note*
First three and last joke I kinda got from another source, but the other two are my own jokes.
FALCON PUNCH
Why is Marth so good with waitresses?
He's a good tipper
Jigglypuff's best combo starter is up-air. And you know the Rest
What does Shulk say when he closes a Ziploc bag?
I'M REALLY SEALING IT!
What do you get when you have Dr. Mario, Lucina, Dark Pit, Ganondorf, and Toon Link fight on a Star Fox stage?
The Clone Wars
Why is Kirby regarded as one of the worst Smash characters?
He sucks
Why does Kirby suck?
He just copies everyone
*Note*
First three and last joke I kinda got from another source, but the other two are my own jokes.
ThatLoyalGamer
The Heropon who Survived The End
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Why doesn't Marth take Lucina to fancy restaurants?
She doesn't tip.
Why did Nintendo pick Shulk instead of Reyn?
They didn't want too much Reyn time
(Direct reference to Xenoblade there, just look up the meme.)
Why is Kirby the character that people are recommended to start out with?
Because 50% of the time he's not even Kirby.
What do Leffen and Amiibos have in common?
They have a lot of hype, but barely any stock.
She doesn't tip.
Why did Nintendo pick Shulk instead of Reyn?
They didn't want too much Reyn time
(Direct reference to Xenoblade there, just look up the meme.)
Why is Kirby the character that people are recommended to start out with?
Because 50% of the time he's not even Kirby.
What do Leffen and Amiibos have in common?
They have a lot of hype, but barely any stock.
