The Vending Machine Thread

[Scythian]

Oh Helo Frens
I'm Scythian, and I have just recieved the industrial interdimensional vending machine I ordered for use on this forum. Wouldn't you like to try it?

Here's how it works:
STEP NUMBER ONE: Determine what the previous poster got from the industrial interspace vending machine.
STEP NUMBER TWO: Insert Object.

For example, let's say poster #1 inserts one dollar.
Then poster #2 would determine what that poster gets out of the vending machine. It can be anything you want! You could even make them get nothing, but that's just being a poor sport.
Poster #2 then inserts Object, and poster #3 repeats the process.

Okay? Okay.
I insert a cool hat into the vending machine.

 

[Kyubey]

Scythian gets a turkey in return.


I put a dollar in

 

[18]

Kyubey gets an unsigned contract in return!

I put an empty Pokeball in.

 

[SuperSonic1879]

Spinnerweb gets a Super Orange Machine (Earthbound item)

I put a Lucky Coin in (another Earthbound item)

 

[Jeff The Killer]

SuperSonic1879 got a Tails Doll (Creepypasta)

I put in a kidney (sorry Eyeless Jack)

 

[Kyubey]

Jeff gets the opposite side of the kidney he put in

I put a pillow in.

 

[18]

Kyubey gets his pet doggie

I put a Metallica vinyl in.

(5 minutes later: I want my album back, gimme it back! *kicks vending machine* )

 

[Jeff The Killer]

Spinnerweb get Hatsune Miku

I put in a waffle

 

[18]

Spinnerweb get Hatsune Miku

This is the happiest day of my life! Thank you, thank you!

Jeff got sleeping pills.

I put in another waffle.

 

[Kyubey]

Spinnerweb gets Maple Syrup, eh?

Kyubey puts in a pork(y) chop!

 

[Jeff The Killer]

Sweet! I can finally sleep again! Thanks Spinner!

Kyubey gets a cat treat with the ability to show emotions

(Since Jeff is asleep Liu is taking over)

Liu puts in a $100 bill