UwU Speak

[Jisenku]

Dis game is qwite simpwe. Twanswate youw weguwaw wowds into uwu speak (ow hewwo). Dis game is suwe to be fun!!

wet's stawt! OwO

Translator: https://lingojam.com/H-hewwo

 

[Jisenku]

Accowding to aww known waws
of aviation,


thewe is no way a bee
shouwd be abwe to fwy.


its wings awe too smaww to get
its fat wittwe body off the gwound.


the bee, of couwse, fwies anyway


because bees don't cawe
what humans fink is impossibwe.


yewwow, bwack. Yewwow, bwack.
yewwow, bwack. Yewwow, bwack.


ooh, bwack and yewwow!!
wet's shake it up a wittwe.

 

[Jisenku]

“society wiww devewop a new kind of sewvitude which covews the suwface of society with a netwowk of compwicated wuwes, thwough which the mwost owiginaw mwinds and the mwost enewgetic chawactews cannot penetwate. It does not tywannise but it compwesses, enewvates, extinguishes, and stupefies a peopwe, tiww each nation is weduced to nothing bettew than a fwock of timid and industwious animaws, of which the govewnment is the shephewd.”
― awexis de tocqueviwwe