What would you do if you saw a man stealing fruit from your tree?

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The tree is in your yard..
Some random guy jumped over your fence (if you have one) and climbed your tree.
Alternatively, 'jumping to pick' if the tree isn't that tall.
The guy is stealing all of the good fruit from the tree...

What would you do in this type of situation? :eyes:
 
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I’d say, “Oi! Put my fruit back or you’ll be sorry!” If he refused, I’m not really sure what I’d do. I wouldn’t want to physically harm him over fruit, so if threatening him didn’t work, I would probably just let it go. If he obeyed, then problem solved! By the way, what kind of fruit is he stealing from the tree? :eyes:
 
Walk up to him, Politely ask to stop stealing the fruit that he has no rights over. If he doesn't comply, I'd call for backup (Family first, then police if it gets nasty). They should grow their own fruit if they want it so badly, It's not even that hard to do. I wouldn't pull any punches though, Because violence isn't the answer. xD
 
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Go up to him and say can we not freaking do this today if he doesn't stop sue him. my law he's trespassing and stealing I sue him for 5 play coins or 2 robux or i'd just give him a branch so he can grow his own fruit
 
I'd run up to him, POLITELY ask him to get lost before I call the police. If he refuses, I don't know what I'd do. haha
 
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I'd run up to him, POLITELY ask him to get lost before I call the police. If he refuses, I don't know what I'd do. haha
At least in California if someone hops a fence to take your fruit, this is something you can do, but if the situation was a little bit different and the tree was in your house, legally you could shoot them... Wonder if it still applies given they're hopping your fence... Think it's a property law tho...

That aside, if it was a kid, I'd probably ask him to leave possibly even giving him more fruit, but an adult better be prepared for reprocautions, I'm bad at hesitating.
 
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i have fruit trees at my house and i could've swore someone stole some fruits cause i have more than there are :(
 
Throw the fruit at him.

Bonus points if they're spoiled fruit.

"You want my fruit? You want my fruit?! Take them! Take them all!"

I need to throw them so hard they explode after hitting his head.
 
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Throw the fruit at him.

Bonus points if they're spoiled fruit.

"You want my fruit? You want my fruit?! Take them! Take them all!"

I need to throw them so hard they explode after hitting his head.

Hahahahahah

I'd prolly just nicely tell them to leave. If they were a neighbor (or someone I recognized) I would just say that if they asked first I'd let them have some anyway.
 
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take a nerf gun and paint it black than aim it at them
 
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I'd let him have it. I wasn't going to sell them anyways. If I had fruit though I'd probably have an orchard so I'd still have plenty for myself. In fact I'd make fruit pies and throw them at intruders and make a little game out of it.
 
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