What's your worst autocorrect like, ever?

[SpiderCider]

Freak you, autocorrect! Is what most people say...
What's your worst autocorrect ever? If it includes a bad word you can censor it.
Mine? Well, one time I was texting my friend:

Friend: Wut's up?
Me: Nothing just smoking
Friend: Dude underage smoking is illegal
Me: What the heck
Friend: Read your text lol
Me: *CHILLING!!!! Omg autocorrect I've had it with you!
Friend: Lol i'm dying xD

 

[Blue Knight]

I've had 2, dunno which one was worse

Telling Mika to stop playing BDSM, for one D: (I wanted to tell her to stop playing PSMD, as in, Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon)

Or telling panda I "jumped at the cancer" instead pf "jumpes at the chance" ;-;

 

[Tyrone]

See, I'd say mine, but it has some extremely bad swearing typos..........yeaaaaaaaaay.....

 

[PersonSP]

I've had 2, dunno which one was worse

Telling Mika to stop playing BDSM, for one D: (I wanted to tell her to stop playing PSMD, as in, Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon)

Or telling panda I "jumped at the cancer" instead pf "jumpes at the chance" ;-;

Woah. I can't top those. xD

 

[Blue Knight]

Woah. I can't top those. xD

Naturally, I disabled autocorrect after that

 

[PersonSP]

Naturally, I disabled autocorrect after that

I disabled it a long time ago since most of my messages contain multiple languages and then chaos ensues. In particular, try to type up something Dutch while autocorrect is on English. "Wij zijn op het plein" (We're on the square) becomes "Wikipedia bokt plein" (Wikipedia bucks square).