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Pokémon is a children's game but sometimes the pokedex entries are not so friendly. I am going to be going through some of the wierdest creepiest pokedex entries there is.
#8-Drifloon:It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing. Wait a minute. Pokémon was originally made for children (not saying teenagers and adults can't play it.) But now they're inputting a kidnapper Pokémon. Kids watch out! Some pschyco Baloon pokemon is waiting to take you to its secret hideout!
#7-Drowsy:It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children's are much tastier. Yum child dreams. You know from previous experience they are pretty tasty, sweeter than honey. Adult dreams ehh, but children dreams, I'm just drooling thinking about them.
#6-Haunter: (This one actually had 2 entries)Its tongue is made of gas. If licked, its victim starts shaking constantly until death eventually comes. 2nd: It hides in the dark, planning to take the life of the next living thing that wanders close by. You know, having ghost pokemon doesn't creep people out enough so let's have it brutally murder people. This isn't scary at all! And we totally need another murderer pokemon to lick people, yup a ghost gas dog who licks people. Wow I'm suprised no one in the show dies.
#5- Bannete:An abandoned plush doll became this Pokémon. They are said to live in garbage dumps and wander about in search of the children that threw them away. Parents watch out! Don't throw out old ripped up useless toys! They might come to life and jump out of the dumpster, fight against pokemon and avenge themselves
#4-Dusclops:Dusclops's body is completely hollow - there is nothing at all inside. It is said that its body is like a black hole. This Pokémon will absorb anything into its body, but nothing will ever come back out. Good Morals. Don't go by pokemon, don't get sucked into a black hole. Perfectly good lesson. Now I will make sure not to catch Dusclops ever. Too scary. Just remember GameFreak this is a kids game.
#3- Honedge:If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely. See kids don't touch things or else your life energy will be sucked out. Really this is the best you could think of? A life sucking sword hilt. Speechless.
#2-Phantump:According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest. Technically, since it's not legendary there is an infinite supply. Which means that alot of childrren must have died. What a sad day.
#1-Darmuka: Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm. Life Hack#1, Put Pokémon poo in your clothes and be warm. Where does this come from? WHO COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS, I AM DONE. Check out for the next one of these Pokémon Countdowns next time! But seriously I'm just mad at these things.
#8-Drifloon:It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing. Wait a minute. Pokémon was originally made for children (not saying teenagers and adults can't play it.) But now they're inputting a kidnapper Pokémon. Kids watch out! Some pschyco Baloon pokemon is waiting to take you to its secret hideout!
#7-Drowsy:It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children's are much tastier. Yum child dreams. You know from previous experience they are pretty tasty, sweeter than honey. Adult dreams ehh, but children dreams, I'm just drooling thinking about them.
#6-Haunter: (This one actually had 2 entries)Its tongue is made of gas. If licked, its victim starts shaking constantly until death eventually comes. 2nd: It hides in the dark, planning to take the life of the next living thing that wanders close by. You know, having ghost pokemon doesn't creep people out enough so let's have it brutally murder people. This isn't scary at all! And we totally need another murderer pokemon to lick people, yup a ghost gas dog who licks people. Wow I'm suprised no one in the show dies.
#5- Bannete:An abandoned plush doll became this Pokémon. They are said to live in garbage dumps and wander about in search of the children that threw them away. Parents watch out! Don't throw out old ripped up useless toys! They might come to life and jump out of the dumpster, fight against pokemon and avenge themselves
#4-Dusclops:Dusclops's body is completely hollow - there is nothing at all inside. It is said that its body is like a black hole. This Pokémon will absorb anything into its body, but nothing will ever come back out. Good Morals. Don't go by pokemon, don't get sucked into a black hole. Perfectly good lesson. Now I will make sure not to catch Dusclops ever. Too scary. Just remember GameFreak this is a kids game.
#3- Honedge:If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely. See kids don't touch things or else your life energy will be sucked out. Really this is the best you could think of? A life sucking sword hilt. Speechless.
#2-Phantump:According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest. Technically, since it's not legendary there is an infinite supply. Which means that alot of childrren must have died. What a sad day.
#1-Darmuka: Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm. Life Hack#1, Put Pokémon poo in your clothes and be warm. Where does this come from? WHO COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS, I AM DONE. Check out for the next one of these Pokémon Countdowns next time! But seriously I'm just mad at these things.
? Hope I don't become a phantump if I die in the forest... Whats up the the darumake? yeah, putting poop on your clothes, just to make it hot 
