A SPOOPY CREEPYPASTA ABOUT SANIC USING A TACO AS A BUTT WIPE

So, one day, I was at my house playing sonic adventure 2. The grim reaper knocked on my door and I opened it and I killed him. After that, I went to play moar sanic adventure 2, however, I found something bad...I couldn't find my pet, sunik! (My profile picture for reference.) I was searching all over until I found sanic in my bathroom using a taco as a butt wipe. Thinking it was a glitch, I just walked over to around my room to sunik. It was quite loud, so I turned on my living room lights. He was on my bed reading a my little pony book. I stabbed him and them threw him across the room because I'm a meme abuser, I think, physically AND on the internet. He got up cus' memes are invincible until they die out. He said to me, "SHUT UP TAIL TAILITY SHUT!" I almost died. I kicked him into the sky and he said something about team rocket blasting off again...so I went to play sanic adventure 2 when suddenly a bomb dropped on my town. Thinking it was another glitch I continued to play the game. But then I died. Y O U R NEEEEEXT.