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Are you cake?

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Seriously, are y'all cake? I've been staring at myself with a knife the entire day. I asked my girl and she just texted laugh emojis. Last time I checked, I wasn't because I remembered the last time I bled. But maybe that's just sauce. I've been losing sleep. I made a joke tweet about how I may actually be cake. But I'm starting to think that it's no joke. I looked at the cake in my fridge, thinking I may actually be one of them. I haven't opened my fridge since. I've also been thinking... What if I am a Sausage McMuffins. What if all this time, I've been eating my kind, being a disgusting cannibal. I've been doubting all my actions recently. I need closure. I've gone insane. Help me.... Are you cake or not? If you are a cake, do you think that I too am a cake? Thanks in advance.
-Sunny_Meows help me please
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This is an extremely interesting topic but i feel that we are not cake but some salty snack as you taste salty if you accidentaly or intentionally lick yourself or your sweat
I am not cake, but I got cake!
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Nice! but from where? :eyes:
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