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Evelyn: The Truth

As you may recall I made a blog about Oopa being a grill a while ago. Once again if you don't like this go troll a twitch chat I do flipping care :D

Alright so the truth about Evelyn is that she is the cookie monsters wife! DUN DUN DUHUUUUUUN. (H for a reason)

She may look cute and adorable and may have my mother's middle name HOWEVER, she has an extreme passion for cookies.

Everyday I see her talk about cookies, cookie recipe, wuving the Cookie Monster, even wanting to turn everyone into a cookie! But there is one way to stop her, Eat Her. Bring some Milk too >:3

This was made for entertainment. Will only take down at Evelyn's request. Now excuse me while I troll a twitch chat
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Bring @Shadow Of Spades, AKA: Siri, here ASAP!
what did I read
Spooky, will bring milk
The truth of me is a mystery mwahaha
Huh! Then what's the truth about me? Who am I? (begins questioning existence) Oh wait...
I can imagine Evelyn being on Sesame Street. x'D
but that means...
MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE :O
Nice! :P
Cookie Monster's wife eh? Not bad, still not worse than the truth about Oopa xD
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