This blog is rated M for confusing content and mildly offensive material to the following Sonic audience including furries or the autistic because I'm SO SORRY (if I managed to hurt your relatives' feelings). ;~;
Disclaimer: This is NOT intentionally made to make fun of the Sonic fanbase. Anything related to the Sonic fanbase that I may mention is entirely coincidental and this is based upon my experience with noticing the fella (of course in toy/Amiibo form. Is he real? Who knows.).
So you really like Smash Bros. and Sonic huh? Well it's about time to show your support to the creators of both of them (because only a fraction of the money you spend goes to support both of those causes and the store of choice you bought the Sonic Amiibo from)! Now I'm not just going to tell anyone about how to get the toy. I'm talking about how mainstream Sonic fans and gamers should buy their Amiibo in case they are confused on how they should go about doing so (and if you do all the following things in a play/Act/Zone/irl I sure hope you recorded that quality history and tell me about your experience).
Disclaimer: This is NOT intentionally made to make fun of the Sonic fanbase. Anything related to the Sonic fanbase that I may mention is entirely coincidental and this is based upon my experience with noticing the fella (of course in toy/Amiibo form. Is he real? Who knows.).
So you really like Smash Bros. and Sonic huh? Well it's about time to show your support to the creators of both of them (because only a fraction of the money you spend goes to support both of those causes and the store of choice you bought the Sonic Amiibo from)! Now I'm not just going to tell anyone about how to get the toy. I'm talking about how mainstream Sonic fans and gamers should buy their Amiibo in case they are confused on how they should go about doing so (and if you do all the following things in a play/Act/Zone/irl I sure hope you recorded that quality history and tell me about your experience).
- Forget to shave. Why you ask? Because Sonic fans are edgy, cool people who like to do things in matters that requires being different and unique. Besides, it allows you top perhaps give the cashier a strange experience.
- Wear all one color. Why you ask? Because everyone in the Sonic series who you are a fan of only exists in a small basic color palette with a few modern exceptions. Oh, and you have to wear shorts.
- YOU have to drive there using as much experience as you can handle. Sonic likes to be fast so you should like going fast too (like Ronald Reagan because Sonic was based off his personality).
- (Optional) Wear tons of gaudy jewelry like a celebrity rapper and drink a grape juice.
- (Also optional) Listen to Officially Licensed Sonic music in the form of CDs, OSTs, and MP3s. Anything else is trash.
- Go into the store alone! Your final test is to find a nearby store that has the things on sale (or if it's associated with a rewards system like Best Buy) so you have no regrets. Sonic is thrifty and likes to keep his rings so he doesn't have to order an extra reincarnation. Be sure to get the cashier in the back to ring the Sonic Amiibo up and say as little as possible and smile but give a 20$ to them so you know the change has happened.
