I question my life with these thoughts all the time

Yep, I read a Reader's Digest article and they did. There were other Atari games too, not just ET.

Resident Evil Degeneration and RE: Damnation were decent.

Nothing.

Meme Run was a thing for the lulz.

The point of your life? Metulllll \m/

They did recently find the Atari cartridges in the desert