Like a (chocolate milk drinking) boss.

PokeFreak: Marcy, thanks for coming to your performance review.

Marcy: No problem.

PokeFreak: So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?

Marcy: Absolutely, I’m the boss.

PokeFreak: Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss.

Marcy: Well the first thing I do is…

Talk to to corporate, like a boss.

Approve memos, like a boss.

Lead a workshop, like a boss.

Remember birthdays, like a boss.

Direct workflow, like a boss.

My own bathroom, like a boss.

Micromanage, like a boss.

Promote Synergy, like a boss.

Hit on Debra, like a boss.

Get rejected, like a boss.

Sallow sadness, like a boss.

Send some faxes, like a boss.

Drink Chocolate Milk, like a boss.

Cry deeply, like a boss.

Demand a refund, like a boss.

Eat a bagel, like a boss.

Harrassment lawsuit, like a boss.

No promotion, like a boss.

Fifth of Chocolate Milk, like a boss.

Spill Chocolate Milk on Debra’s desk, like a boss.

Buy Chocolate Milk, like a boss.

In my mouth, like a boss.

Aww yeah...

Drink more Chocolate Milk, like a boss.

Puke on Debra’s desk, like a boss.

Jump out the window, like a boss.

Drink a dude’s Chocolate Milk, like a boss.

Score some Chocolate Milk, like a boss.

Crash my car, like a boss.

Drink even more Chocolate Milk, like a boss.

Eat some chicken strips, like a boss.

Swallow it down with some Chocolate Milk, like a boss.

Black out in the sewer, like a boss.

Meet a giant fish, like a boss.

Drink its Chocolate Milk, like a boss.

Turn into a jet, like a boss.

Bomb the Russians, like a boss.

Crash into the sun, like a boss.

Now I’m dead, like a boss.

PokeFreak: Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you then?

Marcy: No doubt.

PokeFreak: You Drink Chocolate Milk and die?

Marcy: Hell yeah.

PokeFreak: And I think at one point there you said something about drinking Chocolate Milk

Marcy: Nope!

PokeFreak: Actually I’m pretty sure you did.

Marcy: Nah, that ain’t me.

PokeFreak: Okay, well this has been eye opening for me.

Marcy: I’m the boss.

PokeFreak: Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.

Marcy: I’m the boss.

PokeFreak: Yeah yeah I got it!

Marcy: I’m the boss.

PokeFreak: Okay, great I heard you. Bye.

Marcy: LIKE A BOSS!