PC contest!! Giving day!

http://i.imgur.com/7Tj4pLB.jpg

I'll try making you laugh.
Here are some jokes which are terrible x3
1-Why did the Berber win the race?
Because he had a short cut
2-Why do golfers wear two pair of pants?
In case they get a hole in one
3-Why can't the Leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted.
4-Why did the robber take a bath?
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway
5-Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams
I know,these are pretty lame jokes =P

I usually go for dumb jokes
Why did the chi- (,voice cracks) *cough* *cough* ,what the? Oh well no joke.

uh... uhm.. uh.. HELP ME! I NEED SOMETHING FUNNY! oh was i not allowed to get help :(

Fus Ro Dah!

Prank call the police, then you will turn into poop.

If you get buttdialed.

Is it a booty call?