Random Rant #15

You know what I hate, snow! Here's why! Their so cold and annoying! They make traffic and get dirty easily. They get slishy sometimes and its disgusting! Sure, they get you out of school, but you're stuck in the house for days! Sure, the kids love it, but when you're older, smow is just annoying! Thank God for rock salt! So, why don't we take our microwaves outside and they can melt the snow, just keep them away when they melt, though, so they don't malfunction. So, maybe there are ways to melt snow faster.