Don't worry, I didn't commit an unspeakable crime or anything like that, if that's what you were thinking lol. Some of them are silly, but ya'know. 
>>Shoplift a baby bottle pop
>>Magnify bugs in the sun.
>>Delete my brother's save file in Super Mario Sunshine every time he'd get to the end of the game. I was a darn evil child back then.
>>Push a kid into the ground just so I'd win in a race on foot.
>>Laugh at a family member who got hurt really badly.
>>Toss up, then punt a decent sized pebble with my bare feet.
>>Attempt to do a front flip dive into a pool to impress some ladies on the poolside. Let's just say I did a belly flop instead. :T
>>Tripped as I walked by my ex-crush (but I think we've all pulled a clumsy in front of a person we fancied)
>>Recklessly ride a ripstik down an extremely steep road in hopes to emulate the high speed thrill of extreme longboarding. My first mistake was ripstik, my second mistake was not trying to avoid the ant pile-plentiful grass.
>>Walk across a narrow, wobbly fence. My feet slipped and uh... yeah it hurt. xD
>>Failing my Biology EOC by 2 points. I cry.
>>Try to cut my own hair. Had to wear a hat in public for the next few weeks.
>>Spray air-freshener (goodness knows why I didn't use raid) on hundreds of flies swarming around a flattened, dead, stray cat in the bushes of my front yard. They went HAM and dispersed in all directions. Sadly, I couldn't outrun the swarm in time.
>>Run backwards during a Nerf War with friends. Tripped over a speed bump and landed occtipital (bone in back of ya noggin) first on asphalt.
>>Cramming the night before 3 midterms
>>Secretly add mustard to my dad's orange juice. XD
Dunno why I wrote all this in present-tense, but whateves. xP
>>Shoplift a baby bottle pop
>>Magnify bugs in the sun.
>>Delete my brother's save file in Super Mario Sunshine every time he'd get to the end of the game. I was a darn evil child back then.
>>Push a kid into the ground just so I'd win in a race on foot.
>>Laugh at a family member who got hurt really badly.
>>Toss up, then punt a decent sized pebble with my bare feet.
>>Attempt to do a front flip dive into a pool to impress some ladies on the poolside. Let's just say I did a belly flop instead. :T
>>Tripped as I walked by my ex-crush (but I think we've all pulled a clumsy in front of a person we fancied)
>>Recklessly ride a ripstik down an extremely steep road in hopes to emulate the high speed thrill of extreme longboarding. My first mistake was ripstik, my second mistake was not trying to avoid the ant pile-plentiful grass.
>>Walk across a narrow, wobbly fence. My feet slipped and uh... yeah it hurt. xD
>>Failing my Biology EOC by 2 points. I cry.
>>Try to cut my own hair. Had to wear a hat in public for the next few weeks.
>>Spray air-freshener (goodness knows why I didn't use raid) on hundreds of flies swarming around a flattened, dead, stray cat in the bushes of my front yard. They went HAM and dispersed in all directions. Sadly, I couldn't outrun the swarm in time.
>>Run backwards during a Nerf War with friends. Tripped over a speed bump and landed occtipital (bone in back of ya noggin) first on asphalt.
>>Cramming the night before 3 midterms
>>Secretly add mustard to my dad's orange juice. XD
Dunno why I wrote all this in present-tense, but whateves. xP
