Shrek Poem

Shrek Poem

I got bored, so here is a shrek poem!

You may know me,
I'm the ogre Shrek.
Some people think of me
as "Bleck, bleck, and bleck! :wtf:"

I live in a swamp.
With mud all over.
It's very relaxing
if you're an ogre!

I terrorize towns
Make people run
I make people frown
If they don't go, they're done!

I am independent.
Don't like any new faces
When I go to a house
I break all their vases!

I like to eat eyeballs
They're really the treat
They taste like socks
And smell like feet

I married Fiona
She's pretty sweet
She fights like an ogre
She brings up defeat!

Sometimes,
an ogre can get pretty poor.
To get money,
I use my OGRE ROAR!!!:rage:

I am sorry to say,
this poem is clover.
What I meant to say was,
this poem is ogre!

The End :cat:
Author
Megalegacy98
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Rating
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really good i give this a 11/10
It's all ogre now.
That Shrek pun at the end... I have to get ogre it
Megalegacy98
Megalegacy98
lol thanks
LOL, it made me chuckle. 10/10 Would read again :)
Gr8 m8, 8/8. :ogrethumbsup:
Megalegacy98
Megalegacy98
Thanks :shrek:
lol
Best poem ever.
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