Ehehehehe welcome, welcome! My name is Toxic. It's an awfully chilly night here in the forum, why don't you stay here for a while? Did you come here alone? Ah, what a shame, having friends can be wonderful. They can help inspire you to become great, if you have a friendly rivalry with them. Of course, they can also get you killed, ehehehehehehe. In fact, that reminds me of a great little story about two such friends....pay attention, you just may learn something, ehehehehehehe...
There once were two great friends, Crash and Dragovian. They always were arguing over the most idiotic things, ever since they first met in kindergarten. Too bad neither of them realized that that the very bond that brought them together would be the very thing that tore them apart...LITERALLY! HAHAHAHA!!!
"You're so wrong!" Crash yelled. "No, it's completely real. How else would I have this picture?!?" Dragovian screamed. The two were arguing over a photo that had popped up around the Internet long, long ago. It was a photo of smiledog, a husky with a wide, unnatural, almost sadistic looking grin on its face. Dragovian had brought it with him when he went over to Crash's house, telling him how he found a site on the Internet telling him a special ritual to summon the evil beast. Crash, always the skeptic, decided to do what he did best, and had been arguing with him for an hour. "Prove it then. Let's go summon him right now, and when he doesn't appear, feel free to eat your words!" Crash said. Dragovian looked at him defiantly, and muttered an agreement. "Ok, but let's think. What if it DOES summon Smiledog? We may need to defend ourselves." Crash considered this, and went down to the kitchen and brought back the biggest knife he could find. "Here, now summon him already!" He said impatiently. Dragovian muttered some things under his breath, a special incarnation he claimed, and drew a circle on the ground. The air suddenly grew heavy. The TV downstairs, usually on a basketball game, got quiet. The two rivals looked at each other uncertainly, and looked at the circle. Nothing happened. Despite the suddenly tense atmosphere, Crash couldn't resist the urge to brag. "Haha! I told you it wouldn't work! What a sham! What a-" and before he could finish, a bright burst of light came out of the circle. The boys squinted their eyes, and looked at the circle, where the light was fading away. A husky was standing there. A husky with a huge smile. They widened their eyes, seemingly unable to move. The dog started giggling, unsettling Crash and Dragovian. Without warning, he pounced on Crash, knocking the knife out of his hand. Without hesitation Smile started to gnaw on Crash, until he was simply an unrecognizable bloody pile of meat on the ground. Dragovian screamed, and started running. But Smile caught up to the poor boy quickly and lunged at him, biting his knee. He lost balance and fell over. Tears in his eyes, he looked at Smile, giggling uncontrollably as he walked over to the quivering boy. "I...I...I was r-right..." he muttered. But as Smile started his gruesome attack, somehow, being right didn't seem to matter.
Ehehehehehehe, did you enjoy my story friend? What's that? You were hoping for a happy ending? Ehehehehehehe, life rarely ever ends the way we want it to. So it's better to smile and enjoy it while you still can. Until next time my friend! *closes door*
(ATTENTION!!!! If you want to be in my next story, tell me in the comments below! Keep in mind though, you will probably be met with a terrible fate)
There once were two great friends, Crash and Dragovian. They always were arguing over the most idiotic things, ever since they first met in kindergarten. Too bad neither of them realized that that the very bond that brought them together would be the very thing that tore them apart...LITERALLY! HAHAHAHA!!!
"You're so wrong!" Crash yelled. "No, it's completely real. How else would I have this picture?!?" Dragovian screamed. The two were arguing over a photo that had popped up around the Internet long, long ago. It was a photo of smiledog, a husky with a wide, unnatural, almost sadistic looking grin on its face. Dragovian had brought it with him when he went over to Crash's house, telling him how he found a site on the Internet telling him a special ritual to summon the evil beast. Crash, always the skeptic, decided to do what he did best, and had been arguing with him for an hour. "Prove it then. Let's go summon him right now, and when he doesn't appear, feel free to eat your words!" Crash said. Dragovian looked at him defiantly, and muttered an agreement. "Ok, but let's think. What if it DOES summon Smiledog? We may need to defend ourselves." Crash considered this, and went down to the kitchen and brought back the biggest knife he could find. "Here, now summon him already!" He said impatiently. Dragovian muttered some things under his breath, a special incarnation he claimed, and drew a circle on the ground. The air suddenly grew heavy. The TV downstairs, usually on a basketball game, got quiet. The two rivals looked at each other uncertainly, and looked at the circle. Nothing happened. Despite the suddenly tense atmosphere, Crash couldn't resist the urge to brag. "Haha! I told you it wouldn't work! What a sham! What a-" and before he could finish, a bright burst of light came out of the circle. The boys squinted their eyes, and looked at the circle, where the light was fading away. A husky was standing there. A husky with a huge smile. They widened their eyes, seemingly unable to move. The dog started giggling, unsettling Crash and Dragovian. Without warning, he pounced on Crash, knocking the knife out of his hand. Without hesitation Smile started to gnaw on Crash, until he was simply an unrecognizable bloody pile of meat on the ground. Dragovian screamed, and started running. But Smile caught up to the poor boy quickly and lunged at him, biting his knee. He lost balance and fell over. Tears in his eyes, he looked at Smile, giggling uncontrollably as he walked over to the quivering boy. "I...I...I was r-right..." he muttered. But as Smile started his gruesome attack, somehow, being right didn't seem to matter.
Ehehehehehehe, did you enjoy my story friend? What's that? You were hoping for a happy ending? Ehehehehehehe, life rarely ever ends the way we want it to. So it's better to smile and enjoy it while you still can. Until next time my friend! *closes door*
(ATTENTION!!!! If you want to be in my next story, tell me in the comments below! Keep in mind though, you will probably be met with a terrible fate)
And yes, you are a sadist. Luckily, you're not the only one XD