Me: Hello, can I speak to customer care about using the nightmare plot hole paradox in my creepy pasta?
Phone:Hello, all our customer care agents are busy at the moment. If you are calling about using the Nightmare Plothole Paradox TM in your work of art, press 9.
Me: *presses 9*
Phone:Hello, please remember that all instances of Nightmare Plothole Paradox TM belong to Toxic Enterprises. Please contact customer care before using it in your work of art.
Me: BUT IM CALL-
Phone: *click* *beeeeeeeeep*
Me:Ah screw it back to RPG maker I go.
So I don't get sued and beaten up by Mickey Mouse