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#4 Toxic Crusaders (NES)
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Who ever developed this had no idea of what they were doing.
The Game is a beat em up.
First of:Select is a stonger Punch.If you have ever seen a Nes controler,youll know why that is a problem.

The game also is pretty cheap,youll die fast and there are no Continues.A

And now,for the background.Back in the 80s,there was a Film called
"The Toxic Avenger" it was a super hero style satire film.
(if you are old enough and into 80s Offensive Comedy Splatter Trash you should check it out)

The mpaa hated it,it had lots of Violence and other things they dont like in it,the uncut version didnt even manage to get a "R" rating.
Now for some reason,eventually the makers of the TMNT toys wanted to have toys with a enviromental message(ironic for plastic action figures).
For some reason,they took Toxic Avenger for that and make a child friendly children's cartoon out of it.Now the film had a enviromental message and all,but like i mentioned the whole mpaa thing makes the tv show and merchandise questionable.

And the game pretty much sucks,the only thing good about it is the AVGN Episode about it with Lloyd Kaufman(One of the Directors and Writers of TTA and also owner of the Studio which made the film)

#3 Akira (Amiga Cd 32/Famicom)
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.Now this one for the weebs
Remember the part in the movie in that the guy crashed into street cones while riding a motor bike?Remember the part with the toy factory?
Odd,you must have watched a different film.

"Akira was given a poor total score of 17 out of 40 from the panel of four reviewers of Famicom Tsūshin magazine."
and thats all for the famicom version


#2. Ocean's Robocop
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A crappy jump n run game the devs didnt even bother to finish
There are atleast 5 levels,and without glitchploitation you cant even finish the Fourth One.It also is barely playable

#1.Beverly Hills Cop (PC)
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The game is just as wonderful as this great theme rendition
I am not responsibly for chronic ear damage
Seems like the OST was a collobration between SPK and Whitehouse

Now,why isnt ET on this list?
Well,it actually isnt really a terrible game
Its playable for atari standards and has pretty good specs for the console standards.
It also is the most overrated game in "terrible game"
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Thanks for murdering my eyes, m8. Really appreciate it :'D
GG I thought Crazy Frog was annoying, and nothing could top it.

I was wrong. So terribly wrong
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Plz,its "avant garde" why cant you appreciate it?
Honestly,i think they tried to compress it without knowing how to conver to midi
i actually died at the beverly hills cop theme
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