Corrupt A wish!

[Jisenku]

granted but I become forum mod instead

I wish for BlueJ to become a forum moderator too

Granted, but you lose 10 coins

I wish for Love+ to be ported to the PS4

 

[MarioLuigi13579]

Granted, but only on PS4 Knockoff sold by SouljaBoy for millions of dollars

I wish to be rickrolled by a link nobodys ever seen before

 

[Jisenku]

Granted, but only on PS4 Knockoff sold by SouljaBoy for millions of dollars

I wish to be rickrolled by a link nobodys ever seen before

Granted, but the video gets taken down due to copyright claims

I wish for SouljaBoy to make his consoles much cheaper for consumers

 

[MarioLuigi13579]

Granted, but Nintendo finds out sooner and thanos'd them quicker

I wish for joycon drift to not exist

 

[Agentperson]

Granted, but Nintendo finds out sooner and thanos'd them quicker

I wish for joycon drift to not exist

Granted. Now your controller buttons activate whenever it feels like it.

I wish to un-rick rolled.

 

[Artisan]

Granted. Now your controller buttons activate whenever it feels like it.

I wish to un-rick rolled.

Granted you are now Morty-rolled.

I wish Sky was rich.

 

[DialgaKid7207]

Granted but she blew it all too quick

I wish for Eternal Floette to be an event pokemon again

 

[Jisenku]

Granted but its severely underpowered

I wish for maelstrom to have a name that is capitalized

 

[MarioLuigi13579]

Granted, but ALL letters are capitalized

I wish for the wish corrupter to positively corrupt my wish

 

[Jisenku]

Granted, but ALL letters are capitalized

I wish for the wish corrupter to positively corrupt my wish

Granted, you get puppies, and the good kind

I wish for the wish corrupter to be thrown off a cliff

 

[Agentperson]

Granted, you get puppies, and the good kind

I wish for the wish corrupter to be thrown off a cliff

Granted, but...

Wish Curruptor:Save Me!
@BlueJ: Long live the king!
*Machine fails off the cliff*
Wish Curruptor:I'm firing my lasers.
*Machine fires laser which burn @BlueJ's hands. The Machine then breaks.*
[Awhile Later]
*@BlueJ is on boat*
*Sike machine isn't broken*
*Machine destorys boat*
Everyone died, the end.

I wish to own a version of Monopoly (That isn't Fortnite)

 

[Jisenku]

Granted, but...

Wish Curruptor:Save Me!
@BlueJ: Long live the king!
*Machine fails off the cliff*
Wish Curruptor:I'm firing my lasers.
*Machine fires laser which burn @BlueJ's hands. The Machine then breaks.*
[Awhile Later]
*@BlueJ is on boat*
*Sike machine isn't broken*
*Machine destorys boat*
Everyone died, the end.

I wish to own a version of Monopoly (That isn't Fortnite)

bruh wat

Granted but the version is PUBG

I wish for the Wish Corrupter to be forever dead.

 

[MarioLuigi13579]

Granted, but it takes you with it

I wish to own an actual pokemon

 

[Jisenku]

Granted but its a Kakuna that can never evolve

I wish for @MarioLuigi13579 to do something else besides this

 

[MarioLuigi13579]

YOU SHALL NEVER STOP ME!!!

I wish to own an Eevee

 

[PokelordX]

Granted, but it has an Everstone that can never be removed and it can't Gigantimax.
My wish: I wish that evil was no longer a thing that exists. (Try corrupting that one, I DARE YOU!)

 

[DialgaKid7207]

granted but Kim Jong-un controls the world and we're all put in hard labour.

I wish Dialgas, Palkias and Giratinas can G-Max

 

[PokelordX]

granted but Kim Jong-un controls the world and we're all put in hard labour.

I wish Dialgas, Palkias and Giratinas can G-Max

That doesn't make any sense... If there's no evil, why would anyone be in control of the world?

 

[MarioLuigi13579]

granted but Kim Jong-un controls the world and we're all put in hard labour.

I wish Dialgas, Palkias and Giratinas can G-Max

Granted, but space and time itself fails to exist afterwards

I wish @PokelordX correctly responded to this

 

[Agentperson]

Granted, but space and time itself fails to exist afterwards

I wish @PokelordX correctly responded to this

Granted, but I too will now not correctly respond to this. >: )