Corrupt A wish!

[Starmanfan]

I've seen this fun game on multiple forums, but I haven't seen it here.
Here's what you do.
Example:
Person 1-I wish for 1 million pc!
Person 2-Granted, but you can never use it and it must always sit in your storage.
I wish I had Candy.
Person 3-Granted, but the candy is poison.
I wish to be a Moderator.
And so on and so forth...

To start it off... I wish for a Starman.

 

[Bandana Boy]

Okay, your wish is granted. Too bad it got a critical hit and one-shot you.

Me, though? I wish I had Ness's yo-yo from Smash Bros Brawl (but it has to be the yellow one)

 

[Undeath1]

Granted but the string broke after the first try
I wish for a wish that cant be corrupted

 

[Starmanfan]

granted but you have to say the wish out loud to wish for it, but unfortunately, Someone irreversibly sews your mouth shut.
I wish for a Wii u.

 

[spagooti]

I wish for 8,000 PC just because, I don't care if I can't spend it,

Okay StarManFan, your wish is granted, but I played Smash u on it and bricked it! sorry.

 

[4362]

FaithKitty you will get 8,000 Pc mathematical that would be 8 pc
I wish for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999€

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but now the Euro is valueless, the new currency is unicorns.

I wish for an Alien-invasion to destroy civilisation.

 

[Artisan]

But they are happy aliens and only 10 people in the whole civilization live and one of them is me.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish Gym Leader.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but now you are gym leader in Atlantis and as you have to breathe underwater you've also been transformed into a never-evolving Magicarp.

I wish my homework would dissolve.

 

[Bandana Boy]

Wish granted, however, your teacher makes you re-do the homework because she doesn't believe you when you say it dissolved.

I wish Splash attack did damage.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but it does damage to the user

I wish I had wings

 

[Bandana Boy]

Granted, but you can't fly unless Palutena grants you the power of flight, and that's only for 5 minutes at a time.

I wish the professors at school were named after trees.

P.S.: Well, of course it would do damage to the user! What did you think I meant?

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but they would be as intelligent as trees as well

I wish the sun was light blue

P.S.: I thought you wished for damage to the target?

 

[Artisan]

Granted but you would never live to see that day.

I wish work was nonexistent because it is not needed in life.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but now hobbies are extremely horrible and unsatisfying and you'll never know why.

I wish I was eating the most perfect vanilla ice cream ever right now.

 

[Starmanfan]

Granted but you must eat it with your hands, which are permanently dirty, covered with nasty stuff
I wish for complete collection of shiny pokemon.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but they're all hacked and glitching up your game

I wish my drawings could talk to me when I asked them to

 

[Artisan]

Granted but they only curse at you.

I wish potatoes tasted like chicken.

 

[Starmanfan]

granted but you can only eat chicken-flavored potatoes for the rest of your natural-born life.

I wish for Marc to be one of my besties.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but he is now a serial-killer and the only pattern seems to be that all victms once were his best friends.....

I wish I would not have to get out of bed before sunrise.