Disgaea X: Gateway to Hell

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  • #61
"Hey, it's not my fault my author was busy...elsewhere," Ayros whined. He caught a prinney's jaw with his elbow as he pulled his bowstring bank, and sank an arrow into a second as he drop kicked a third.

"Though these guys are adorable, they're not nearly as cute as you are!" Ayros yelled to Etna as he kicked a fourth prinney away Karate-Kid style.

(that moment when two people post at the same time and contradict each other :l )
 
  • #62
"Ahaha! Well done! I thought I'd end up accidentally killing you all. PRINNIES! BEAT IT!!!" All of the prinnies that had been attacking (if you wanna call it that) the group, had ran away like they'd seen the overlord himself.
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Etna then got up and walked towards the group. Axel had noticed the injury Azura gave her had disappeared. "Hey, when did you heal yourself?" Axel asked. "Please, I could've healed that scrape as soon as I got it if I wanted, but I wanted to see what would happen. Well, you guys actually beat me, which means I'm all yours!" The group looked at each other confused, because all they asked was for good leveling tricks. "Umm...what do you mean? " Axel said. "Well, it's not like anything's fun around here, and those games that prinny brought me about 10 or 15 posts ago all sucked. So, I'm gonna join you guys!"

[Etna, who was overjoyed for no reason and was about to kill a prinny for fun, joined the party!]

LEVEL UP!
Axel's level is now 5!
Ayros's level is now 5!
Azura's level is now 5!
Eric's level is now 5!

"Now that I think about it, having Etna join us could be an improvement for my popularity image...how does everyone else feel?" Axel asked.
 
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  • #63
"No arguments here," Ayros said with a smirk. "But really? You're not even gonna play Chrono Trigger?"
 
  • #64
"I would, but the prinnies kept bothering me every 5 minutes asking me dumb questions." Etna said. "Plus, I've never been one for retro gaming."
 
  • #65
"I'm cool with it as long she beats Ayros with her spear or a branch daily. Etna you really should not under estimate what i can do. Axel not your popularity our popularity your so self centered." Etna noticed that Azura blushed slightly whenever he looked at her after the battle was over.
 
  • #66
"Damn it! I never got to use my crossbow... I need to at least try this thing out..." Eric moped.
 
  • #67
"Eric where were you for that epic 1v1 i had?" Azura asked him.
 
  • #68
"Trying to get a good shot without killing you," Eric replied clearly disgruntled.
 
  • #69
"Okay. Let's get a move on." Etna said while walking away.

Etna lead the group into an underground cave, called the Cave of Gehenna. The group was astonished by the jewels and minerals along the walls. "So, what are we doin here?" Axel said. "I need a certain stone here for an important summon. I'm trying to summon my old Prince." Etna explained. "That bastard is gonna get what's coming to him!"
 
  • #70
" What did he do to you?" Azura asked Etna.
 
  • #71
Just then, the group heard a large crack. Ayros flinched and said, "Sorry..." as he pocketed one of the crystals.
 
  • #72
Azura walked over and sprayed hot sauce in Ayros's eyes and took the crystal out of his pocket. "I'm so not sorry Ayros i'm just going to take this."
 
  • #73
"Okey!" he said, his eyes burning. "It hurts, but I'll keep them open as long as I can gaze upon Etna's...beauty..." he said, his voice slowly breaking down as he felt the hot sauce burning his eyes.
 
  • #74
" Here let me just pour some salt on the wound." And then Azura flung salt into Ayros's eyes." I'll stop when you get me fifty crystals. Next is lemon juice. You have five minutes. Have fun! He said cheerfully as he started juicing the lemon.
 
  • #75
"God...argh! Well, either way, lemon juice isn't half as bad as salt, so I'll take it now, I think. Maybe it'll make the salt dissolve."
 
  • #76
" or maybe i'll cut your leg and pour it there."
 
  • #77
"Good God, Azura! He's only human! Err..." Eric at a loss for words sat in one place for a second before Making up his decision- trying shooting Azura in the left arm with his crossbow.

Swoosh!

Sure enough the knife made contact a sliced into Azura's arm. "You know that old saying: 'Do onto others as others do to you'? Well if you weren't, I taught you something," Eric said walking over to Ayros. "Come on big guy, get up," Eric told Ayros helping him up.
 
  • #78
Then Eric felt a pain in his back. " Eric remember those hot sauce packets that blocked Etna's spear unluckily for you i have them on my arm to so looks like you will take the punishment for him." Then Eric felt the lemon juice pour into the wound on his back. "Etna this is what happens to people who get me in a bad mood."
 
  • #79
Ayros knocked Azura off his feet and clamped his nose shut. When Azura opened his mouth, he poured a can of Pepsi into his upside-down mouth.

"I fight for my friends!" he said, tossing Etna a copy of Fire Emblem. "I know you aren't into retro games, but..."
 
  • #80
Azura spit the pepsi back in Ayros's face and kicked his legs out from under him. Then he flipped him onto Eric and walked over to Axel and said. "Sorry they annoyed me off."
 
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