PkMn Go Pokémon Go Which team to join?

[Hayleia]

Valor:
"Pokémon are stronger than humans, and they're warmhearted, too! I'm researching ways to enhance Pokémon's natural power in the pursuit of true strength. There's no doubt that the Pokémon our team have trained are the strongest in battle!"
Yeah, notice the smart placement of the word "natural", it's not before "ways" but it's still in the sentence to make you feel like everything is ok. That's the kind of sentence you hear among doping people and GMO companies.

Instinct:
"Pokémon are creatures with excellent intuition. I bet the secret to their intuition is related to how they're hatched. Come and join my team. You never lose when you trust your instinct!".
Sounds like what people either racist or fond of eugenics would say. No space for choice or free-will, we know everything about you just from how you're born.

Mystic:
"The wisdom of Pokémon is immeasurably deep. I'm researching why it is that they evolve. My team? With our calm analysis of every situation, we can't lose!"
Well, not suprising they're the most chosen one, they're the only ones without problems in their sentences. Or maybe it's because they have the best bird since Zapdos is fugly and Moltres isn't original.

 

[PersonSP]

Valor:
"Pokémon are stronger than humans, and they're warmhearted, too! I'm researching ways to enhance Pokémon's natural power in the pursuit of true strength. There's no doubt that the Pokémon our team have trained are the strongest in battle!"
Yeah, notice the smart placement of the word "natural", it's not before "ways" but it's still in the sentence to make you feel like everything is ok. That's the kind of sentence you hear among doping people and GMO companies.

Instinct:
"Pokémon are creatures with excellent intuition. I bet the secret to their intuition is related to how they're hatched. Come and join my team. You never lose when you trust your instinct!".
Sounds like what people either racist or fond of eugenics would say. No space for choice or free-will, we know everything about you just from how you're born.

Mystic:
"The wisdom of Pokémon is immeasurably deep. I'm researching why it is that they evolve. My team? With our calm analysis of every situation, we can't lose!"
Well, not suprising they're the most chosen one, they're the only ones without problems in their sentences. Or maybe it's because they have the best bird since Zapdos is fugly and Moltres isn't original.

...Are you trolling? Or serious???
If somehow you turn out to be serious, I should say that Mystic is deeply influenced by the romance period where everything 'wild' and 'animalistic' was put up for shows. Romance in those times didn't mean what it means today. It's those times that made us end up with Arthur legends and heads of native people from around the world in jars. Also, last sentence, how many dictators said that before war?

 

[Bobcam7!]

Instinct:
"Pokémon are creatures with excellent intuition. I bet the secret to their intuition is related to how they're hatched. Come and join my team. You never lose when you trust your instinct!".
Sounds like what people either racist or fond of eugenics would say. No space for choice or free-will, we know everything about you just from how you're born.

Two words to say to you. Individual Values. Not all Pokemon are born equal, and if a Pokemon is hatched with good IVs, it's going to be used in competitive. If it has crudy IVs, it won't be used. Not to mention natures are also determined at hatching. If we compare the sentence to humans, yes, it's racist, but with Pokemon? It's correct.

 

[PersonSP]

Two words to say to you. Individual Values. Not all Pokemon are born equal, and if a Pokemon is hatched with good IVs, it's going to be used in competitive. If it has crudy IVs, it won't be used. Not to mention natures are also determined at hatching. If we compare the sentence to humans, yes, it's racist, but with Pokemon? It's correct.

With humans there's truth in it too, we all have our strengths and weaknesses. Anyway, this is way of topic. It's *Pokémon* not divining the political correctness of individual sentences taken out of context.

 

[Natsu Swagneel]

Funny you say that, because there's a gym by my house that both valor and mystic noobies keep trying to claim. You should really teach your team type match ups, because using grass Pokemon against a fire Pokemon isn't smart. Isn't your team supposed to be smart? Kek jk jk

 

[Truninjajoe]

Some people join certain teams just because everyone is in it. You should just make your own choices and follow your own instinct.

 

[Hayleia]

...Are you trolling? Or serious???
If somehow you turn out to be serious, I should say that Mystic is deeply influenced by the romance period where everything 'wild' and 'animalistic' was put up for shows. Romance in those times didn't mean what it means today. It's those times that made us end up with Arthur legends and heads of native people from around the world in jars. Also, last sentence, how many dictators said that before war?

I was kind of both trolling and serious
I mean, they ask me to choose a team... well ok, let me find reasons for me to choose a team. Nothing will change in gameplay? All I have to support my choice is these sentences? Ok, give me two minutes to over-analyze them
So yeah, that's seriously how I chose my team but I absolutely do not think all the ones who chose Yellow are nazis. They're probably more like hardcore breeders.

Two words to say to you. Individual Values. Not all Pokemon are born equal, and if a Pokemon is hatched with good IVs, it's going to be used in competitive. If it has crudy IVs, it won't be used. Not to mention natures are also determined at hatching. If we compare the sentence to humans, yes, it's racist, but with Pokemon? It's correct.

True this. I thought about it too, it's a game so of course they can put anything they like. If they really wanted racist things in the game, they could do something like "if you choose a darker skin for your character you get less items at Pokestops" or whatever, but they probably won't do it.
So yes, it completely works but I had to narrow my choice down to one team and exclude the other two so here are my excuses

 

[PersonSP]

Some people join certain teams just because everyone is in it. You should just make your own choices and follow your own instinct.

That answer. xD Let me guess, team Yellow?

 

[Big Yoshi]

My brothers and I chose Mystic, our favorite color is Blue and I personally like Moltres and Articuno.
Team Mystic is the most popular, we didn't know that when we started. Now we control the only local Gym with my Vaporeon, an Arcanine and 2 Snorlax.
Choose whatever you like.

 

[CJ]

I personally chose Instinct,since I like Zapdos and always believed in it more than the other legendary birds, but its all up to you.

If you are on the same team as our friends, you can conquer gyms together. If you are on different teams, you can compete against each other. Most people tend to choose from their favourite legendary bird, so your best option would be to choose one of the bird you like.