The last one to post wins

[Artisan]

Your similar but not perfect by the most of it.

 

[Tho]

Because I didn't say anything about your mega. I guess it's Gengar, Pinsir, Mawile or Medicham. It can't be Kangaskhan, Salamence, Lucario or Blaziken because of the rules. Also, it can't be Garchomp, Tyranitar, Herracross, Manectric, Hoondoom, Alakazam, etc. because of the stats that are either lost (eg: speed) or the low average stats. Additionally, while your gym pic suggest otherwise, I doubt you use Aggron as your mega, if at all. You may use regular pokemon like Arcanine or Braviary too.

 

[Artisan]

who said I used one

 

[Tho]

Who said you didn't?

 

[Artisan]

my suggested new battle rules

 

[paulxzero]

what??

 

[Tho]

I win at everything, but for now bye.I gtg.

 

[paulxzero]

wao im a loser for sure....

 

[Artisan]

kk

 

[Tho]

I win and I'm seriously gonna destroy your team Artisan!

 

[Artisan]

lol

 

[Tho]

Don't make me wanna destroy you too! I wouldn't mind to tell you the truth.

 

[Artisan]

I wouldn't mind either way. Take my clothes and slap my face while your at it.

 

[Tho]

I am a MAN, I only throw body blows! No slapping like a girl (no offense to girls meant). Also, why would I take your clothes? Your gym is more than enough for me!

 

[Artisan]

Are you sexist? Why can't you be a pimp? Are you Spongebob?

You throw body blows? Are you Birdo now?

Ew

 

[Tho]

Did you skip over the no offense part? I respect girls and especially women! After doing martial arts since almost the when you were a toddler, I have come to know the meaning of respect and disrespect, as well as pride. If you don't understand what I meant with "I only throw body blows", then you aren't even worth talking to. You know no shame! Go read "The Merchant of Venice" and then come talk to me again.

PS: Really now, you should read a book, sponges are BOTH male and female at the same time.

 

[Artisan]

whatever

 

[Tho]

Whatever? Really? I expected something better, even from you. I'm utterly disappointed.

 

[Artisan]

Well if it took you 12 minutes to form an educated response then my response to poke fun clearly hasn't penetrated your mind by now. How dare thee most educated person deny such a clown.

You were born to feed thy most inferior worms.

 

[Tho]

If you took that extra second to check, you would have noticed that I'm not online all the time and when I am I'm not lurking in this page just to talk back at you.

PS: I know you are a clown, but I am not obligated to accept you.