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There are some Christians on here and by that I mean me.Everyone knows Jesus,
The man who healed the lame,
But I am Jesus' sisterr:
Sage is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace,
Jesus is the Lamb,
Jesus is the Son of God,
But Sage don't give a damn.
Because when Sage's in sight,
We'll party all damn night!
I don't turn water into wine,
But into cold Coors Light!
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O,
But I got hydroponic stuff that me and Judas grow!
I'm freakin' Sage
I'm freakin' Sage
Yeah, I'm freakin' Sage
Sage christ.
I hang out with lepers,
Barabas and Salome.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles;
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles
From Galilee to Rome,
But it would be a miracle
If he brought a freakin' lady home.
Because while Jesus is praying
Freakin' Sage is layin'
Every lady in the Testament,
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin
Like my famous kin,
But if you've got a older sister,
Then there's room at this inn!
I'm freakin' Sage
Yeah, I'm freakin Sage
I'm Sage
Sage Christ.
Jesus was our mother's fave.
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry
When he's nailed to that tree!
And now the question for you,
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?",
But where will you be
When the Sage Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow,
You've got to ask yourself how,
And who and why and when and where is your messiah now?
It's Sage