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Hey Pedia, I have a very serious problem. I’m crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A rare pepe. Holy crap. (For those of you who don’t know/care, rare pepe have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy crap, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my rare pepe, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
What have I done? I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me,Pedia
This proves that Rare Pepe should be illegal because its baaaaaaad
(yes,that is the shiny pidgey copypasta thats already more outdated than Shrek)
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A rare pepe. Holy crap. (For those of you who don’t know/care, rare pepe have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy crap, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my rare pepe, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
What have I done? I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me,Pedia
This proves that Rare Pepe should be illegal because its baaaaaaad
(yes,that is the shiny pidgey copypasta thats already more outdated than Shrek)
