The last one to post wins

[Whovian#1]

nm

 

[Whovian#1]

I guess I win now

 

[RedWhaley14]

Remember when we told everyone to follow their dreams? Well, sorry. I'm hear to destroy them with my foot.

 

[Marc]

What about your hand?

 

[RedWhaley14]

I don't like getting my hands dirty.

 

[Whovian#1]

you put in the wrong "hear". I can't hear you destroying dreams with your foot.

 

[RedWhaley14]

English hasn't been my strongest suit recently.

 

[Whovian#1]

oh well

 

[Artisan]

Hey you cheated... your diet.

 

[Whovian#1]

but it's a fruit cake. Doesn't that mean that it's at least a little somewhat healthy?

 

[Artisan]

No. Cake is unhealthy. Right @Marc ?

 

[Marc]

 

[RedWhaley14]

I just use fruitcake as a weapon. No need to eat it and torture my tastebuds.

 

[Artisan]

I can just see @RedWhaley14 throwing a burning fruitcake out of the oven and at anyone who takes the lead in Mario Kart.

 

[RedWhaley14]

What would I do with the oven after? Toss it?

 

[Artisan]

You don't toss the oven. You put people pizza in it.

 

[RedWhaley14]

Thanks for the clarification. Now I can legally sell deadly pineapple pizza.

 

[Whovian#1]

ewww pineapple pizza

 

[Artisan]

Your poor taste in pizza has lead to your loss.

 

[RedWhaley14]

Who would even buy pineapple pizza?