Let me correct that for you:
Person : "Hey, what's the capital of England?"
Me : "Do you live in a cave? Every one knows that"
And yeah, some people advertised me for DuckDuckGo but I never got into it. It's interface once you made a query is lacking something in my opinion.
Google has colors so that you see blocks very quickly but DDG is all black on white so you spend more time making the difference between titles and descriptions than determining if the result is relevant or not.
And I like more the idea of pages than all in one place. Because if you saw something quite interesting but not that much so you kept scrolling, then you want to go back to that result, with Google you just had to remember what page it was on, but with Duck Duck Go, you have to scroll back and you will most likely never find it again in the middle of all those results.