What if [Mario Edition]

[PersonSP]

Then you should feel really bad about dumping Yoshi.

What if Peach was a guy?

 

[Artisan]

Then Mario would have to go to the grocery store for snack foods for Peach and come home, only to be kidnapped by Bowser. So Mario would be held for ransom and Peach would have to buy Mario out, and both Peach and Mario would be in debt or Bowser would be send to Mushroom Prison.

What if Mario is really Sonic in silly costumes?

 

[PersonSP]

Then Sonic would be able to play Olympic games against himself.

What if Bowser was secretly a hardcore Bronie?

 

[Tri-force64]

Then he'd be too busy watching the next mlp episode to harass Mario and Peach.

What if in Mario's next attempt to defeat bowser, he dies?

 

[Artisan]

Mario goes to his next life and starts all over to the beginning again.

What if Dr. Mario wasn't a real Doctor?

 

[Tri-force64]

People would die from his pills, like in smash.

What if the whole race of toads were related to goombas?

 

[Artisan]

Well they actually are anyway so...

What if Donkey Kong rescued Pauline from Mario?

 

[PersonSP]

Then Mario would e in a serious identity-crisis.

What if Mario made Peach evil an Bowser actually tried to save Peach?

 

[ash280103]

then Mario would say '' oh <censored>!''

what if Mario was a little baby and peach was his babysitter and bowser really his dad?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[PersonSP]

Than his dad was kidnapping his babysitter (wut)

What if Luigi was super smart and evil?

 

[Ninja-Patty]

Then He would love King Boo and every other boo and I guess be a big nerd for smartness

What if Bowser stop kidnapping Peach since he has a wife?

 

[423]

Mario would never exercise and just eat spaghetti all day.

What if Rosalina was a distant relative to Luigi?

 

[18]

Then we'd have Rosalina being kidnappedLuigi rescuing his cousin - of course 'distant relative' always means 'cousin' - from in a style similar to Mario, but due to society's frowns he'd dare even less to ask for a kiss when he rescues her. Well, at least Luigi fans would be overjoyed that the green guy finally got his own adventures

What if Donkey Kong Jr was never born?

 

[Ninja-Patty]

Then we'd have Rosalina being kidnappedLuigi rescuing his cousin - of course 'distant relative' always means 'cousin' - from in a style similar to Mario, but due to society's frowns he'd dare even less to ask for a kiss when he rescues her. Well, at least Luigi fans would be overjoyed that the green guy finally got his own adventures

What if Donkey Kong Jr was never born?

Then mario would never be the villain of the acrade game Donkey Kong Jr or perhaps DK would be murder by this point since he made mario mad by kidnapping Pauline

What if Daisy got kidnapped by Bowser instead of Peach?

 

[PersonSP]

Then Mario wouldn't do anything and Daisy would be in serious trouble

What if Mario was a pokémon trainer?

 

[Ninja-Patty]

Then Mario wouldn't do anything and Daisy would be in serious trouble

What if Mario was a pokémon trainer?

Then I would love to battle him! And I presume he would mostly use fire or fighting types since hes the kind of guy who produce fireballs and fights alot!

What if every Mario Character was turned into a Pokemon?

 

[PersonSP]

Then I hope Bowser would not be a legendary. Also guess who these pokes are;

What if Mario had the magical power to turn everything he touches into pizza?

 

[Ninja-Patty]

Foogus and/or Smoomish (Toad)
Aduino (Princess Peach)

And I wouldn't probulary eat anything ever again since all the good food been turn in some fatty pizza and I would have to deal with my bro wining for something esle to eat since he HATES pizza

What if Mario and Luigi still lived in their hometown Brooklyn? ( then peach wouldn't exist )

 

[PersonSP]

Then they would end up in jail for smashing people their turtle pets for no reason at all

What if all the stories from the games are just in Mario's head?

 

[Ninja-Patty]

Then if that's ture I hate mario he lied to my face about being brave n sweet to save band is just an evil meanie